These are shots of Mila Kunis on the set of her new movie Extract. I posted these because I realized I’ve been writing a lot about Sarah Palin and totally nothing about Mila Kunis. Allow me: What in the hell? I’d like to apologize for causing this tragedy which is, no doubt, the greatest our nation has ever faced. (Not counting Spider-man 3.)
“Taylor Locke, who?” Mischa Barton knows how to get over a broken heart - rebound sex! Last night while partying at club, Bungalow 8, Mischa, who just split up with boyfriend Taylor Locke, was on the prowl. And her prey was Josh Hartnett. And who can blame her?? Apparently Mischa tried desperately to get Josh’s attention by “writhing in […]
“Taylor Locke, who?”
Mischa Barton knows how to get over a broken heart - rebound sex!
Last night while partying at club, Bungalow 8, Mischa, who just split up with boyfriend Taylor Locke, was on the prowl.
And her prey was Josh Hartnett. And who can blame her??
Apparently Mischa tried desperately to get Josh’s attention by “writhing in front of him for a good hour.”
A source tells the Daily Mail,
“Josh looked pretty bored and was absolutely ignoring Mischa. She persisted though, and kept getting closer and closer to their table while dancing provocatively. Lots of girls were trying to get near their table, where [Josh & friend] were drinking champagne and vodka cocktails. Mischa had a lot to contend with, but didn’t give up.”
And her persistence paid off. She went back to his place afterwards where she stayed for about an hour. Freaky sex? Simply smokin’ a spliff?
Who knows, but one things for certain - what Mischa wants, Mischa gets!
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While filming an episode of their TV show Keeping up with the Kardashians, the family all wore shirts encouraging Dancing with the Stars viewers to vote for Kim Kardashian who’s competing on the upcoming season. Shameless, sure, but what I’m more disappointed about is these people missed a massive advertising opportunity. I’m, of course, speaking about the mountainous ledge above that could provide shade for an entire city. C’mon, does anyone really look at anything else when watching the Kardashian’s show? I mean, I just found out the other day Khloe has a face. Ha ha, who saw that coming?
Reminder! Tonight is the Danny Bonaduce vs. Bob Levy fight! 7:30pm EST at GoFightLive.com for only $4.99 PPV! You know I’m going to be watching! Your GoFightLive webcast event will be activated on your account automatically once your payment clears, generally within 5 minutes. On the day of the event, return to GoFightLive to watch pre-fight […]
Reminder!
Tonight is the Danny Bonaduce vs. Bob Levy fight! 7:30pm EST at GoFightLive.com for only $4.99 PPV!
You know I am going to be watching!
Your GoFightLive webcast event will be activated on your account automatically once your payment clears, generally within 5 minutes. On the day of the event, return to GoFightLive to watch pre-fight interviews, weigh-ins, and all the fights. The home page will show a webcast event access area before and during the event. You can the begin watching simply by clicking on the stream speed you want. We’ll see you on GoFightLive!!!!
UPDATE: Keep in mind that this fight is on the East Coast, times are EST! Also, I was told by the nice guys at GoFightLive.com that fighting starts at 6:30, so tune in an hour early to make sure you don’t miss a thing!
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Gina Gershon is Sarah Palin as you’ve never seen her before! (Not counting the Internet)
13 Sep
Posted by ayoub as Latest News
Gina Gershon stars in a spoof campaign video released today for McCain running mate Governor Sarah Palin. If you haven’t seen it, I don’t want to give away the ending but Gina Gershon strips down to a bikini and fires a shotgun. Somebody get this woman an Oscar. All of them. In the meantime, I wrote a blurb for the DVD cover: “I laughed till I cried. Then I laughed some more - followed by more crying then laughing. Then I did what I call a ‘cry-augh.’ At which point I felt confident my co-workers couldn’t figure out I was masturbating.” - The Superficial Writer
Samanthan Ronson reportedly announced to the crowd at the Chateau Marmont nightclub that she has plans to marry girlfriend Lindsay Lohan. According to club goers she gushed, “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson.” She added confidently, “Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.” Raymond, […]
Samanthan Ronson reportedly announced to the crowd at the Chateau Marmont nightclub that she has plans to marry girlfriend Lindsay Lohan.
According to club goers she gushed,
“By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson.”
She added confidently, “Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that’s to underestimate the world.”
Raymond, a lounge singer at the Marmont club, states he believes Sam and Lindsay were meant to be.
“Samantha and Lindsay are the most in love Hollywood couple I’ve ever seen. Every Friday night they come in here and do cheesy dancing. MC Hammer is their favorite.”
Well then, it must be love.
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Con-man and former doer of Anne Hathaway, Raffaello Follieri pleaded guilty today to charges of wire fraud, money laundering and conspiracy. He’s staring at five years in prison and possible deportation. E! On the internet reports:
“I did not have investor authorization to use the money that way,” the 30-year-old Follieri said after pleading guilty to all 14 counts stemming from his June 24 bust. “I knew what I did was wrong.”
Follieri has been negotiating with prosecutors to reach a deal on a litany of charges. Authorities stated the Italian import lied about Vatican ties in order to purchase church properties well below their going rate only to flip them at a fast profit as well as diverting up to $6 million from investors to finance his—and an unknowing Hathaway’s—high-rollin’ lifestyle.
All told, he pleaded guilty to one count of conspiracy, eight counts of wire fraud and five counts of money laundering. As part of his plea, he also agreed to pay back $2 million.
Anne Hathaway still asserts she had no idea about Raffaello’s shady dealings. Apparently, he tricked her to believing everyone that works in real estate owns ceremonial priest garbs and straps uncirculated bills to their inner thighs. Okay, sure. In the meantime, I wonder what else he conned her into. Wait, are you thinking what I’m thinking? Twister! Anal?! Jesus, man, I absolutely wasn’t thinking that - until now. Can I change my answer?
Holly Madison & Bridget Marquardt host some sort of event for something
10 Sep
Posted by ayoub as Latest News
Playmates and Girls Next Door stars Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt hosted the National Lampoon’s Great American Run this weekend and I have no clue what the hell that is - but here’s my wallet. Gimme the David Spade special; hold the baby. NOTE: Also added pics of Playmate Heather Rene Smith. Mostly because I like her outfit. I can’t really paint a picture in my mind why I care about it so much, but I’m sure I can figure out the bare essentials of its allure she’s absolutely naked.
“I pulled a trigger on a gun aimed at myself. My friend and I did one pull each. We’d been drinking and had taken Ambien. I feel stupid even speaking about it. It’s one of the reasons I’ve never owned a gun - I’m too impulsive. I’d probably get mad and shoot someone over a […]
“I pulled a trigger on a gun aimed at myself. My friend and I did one pull each. We’d been drinking and had taken Ambien. I feel stupid even talking about it. It’s one of the reasons I’ve never owned a gun - I’m too impulsive. I’d probably get mad and shoot someone over a part in a song or something.”
- Pete Wentz recalls playing a dangerous game of Russian Roulette with a friend.
[NYP]
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Britney Spears started hitting the bottle at 13, says mom’s book
08 Sep
Posted by ayoub as Latest News
Lynne Spears tell-all book Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World is remarkably jam-packed with action for an evangelical book about parenting. Lynne reveals Britney started knocking back booze at 13 and, with her mom’s help, tricked Justin Timberlake into thinking she was a virgin when really Britney nailed a football player at 14. The ideal part is: Justin fell for it! Oh, man, these Disney children are dumb. Although, that could just be the drink. NY Daily News has the details: Alcohol!: The pop icon took a liking to booze when she was a 13-year-old Mouseketeer and began experimenting with drugs at 15. Drugs! By age 16, Britney’s wild-child behavior stunned her family when she was caught with cocaine and marijuana on a private jet, Lynn Spears claims. SEX! She admits she granted her then 16-year-old daughter to sleep with Timberlake, her Mickey Mouse Club co-star, and went along with the hoax that Britney was a virgin. Lynne Spears reveals Timberlake was misled and that Britney lost her virginity to a Kentwood, La., high school football player. I’m starting to think the title of the book should’ve been Through the Storm - of Shit that I Created Because I Have the Parenting Skills of a Lawnmower. I mean, Christ, what was the point of this thing? Other than to surprise us all that Britney hasn’t stripped naked and hijacked a school bus yet. That was the point? Well then, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Michael Phelps is no dummy. He knows he’s at the high point in his life for getting laid. Although I think he’d have an even better chance if he lost the shirt. No one wants to stare at his fug mug. You know the stripper bitches are thinking, give us the abs, Michael! […]
Michael Phelps is no dummy.
He knows he is at the high point in his life for getting laid. Even though I think he’d have an even better chance if he lost the shirt. No one wants to stare at his fug mug. You know the stripper bitches are thinking, give us the abs, Michael! Gah! Oh yeah, and the money.
Anyhow, these photos were taken by RADAR staff writer Neel Shah who caught the Olympian getting handsy with women at the Playboy Club. Phelps had a goon on hand to shine a flashlight into anyone’s face who tried to get a shot, but Neel succeeded. Yay Neel.
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Lindsay Lohan has turned down a $700,000 offer to do an eight-page spread for Playboy. She doesn’t want to do the whole nude thing again because, clearly, she’s a terrorist. Someone had to say it. Page Six reports:
“If there’s nudity, then the answer’s no . . . She’s not going down the [New York] magazine road again,” Lohan’s rep told Playboy’s creative consultant, Hal Lifson, referring to Lindsay’s naked Marilyn Monroe tribute last winter. Lifson stated he hoped to have Lohan do a tribute to ’60s sex kitten Ann-Margret and her film “Kitten With a Whip.”
I guess Lindsay is content with her freckle-laded Marilyn Monroe shoot and doesn’t want to look, I dunno, awesome and airbrushed. Why do you hate erections so much, Lindsay Lohan?! Oh, right, you’re a “lesbian” now. Ha ha ha! But, seriously, why do you hate them?
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Kirsten Dunst currently stars in the adaptation of Toby Young’s novel How to Lose Friends & Alienate People. However, Toby was banned from the set after he made a recommendation about Kirsten’s acting. I mean, what the hell does he know about her character besides, I dunno, everything? DigitalSpy reports:
“[Dunst] overheard me giving the producer a ‘note’ on her performance in a particular scene. At the time, I didn’t think of it as a criticism, more as a helpful bit of advice, and the producer took it in that spirit. But Kirsten overheard this exchange and interpreted it as a complaint about her acting ability. It was after this, apparently, that she took Bob [Weide, director] to one side and asked if I could be kept at arm’s length in future.”
After banishing the author, Kirsten returned to doing the scene her way: Hanging upside down yelling “EEK EEK!” into a boom mic until someone gave her a mango.
It?s Official, Britney Spears Will Open the MTV Video Music Awards
04 Sep
Posted by ayoub as Latest News
MTV has finally made the announcement so many have been waiting for. Britney Spears will indeed kick off the 2008 Video Music Awards this Sunday. According to the press release it won’t be a performance. MTV is still keeping quiet as to how she’ll open the show. Spears herself is nominated for Best Female […]
MTV has finally made the announcement so many have been waiting for.
Britney Spears will indeed kick off the 2008 Video Music Awards this Sunday. According to the press release it won’t be a performance. MTV is still keeping quiet as to how she’ll open the show.
Spears herself is nominated for Ideal Female Video, Ideal Pop Video and Video of the Year for “Piece of Me.”
Britney says of her upcoming appearance,
“MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMA’s? I’m excited to open the entire show, to state hi to my fans and to be nominated.”
The MTV Video Music Awards airs Sunday, September 7th at 9:00PM.
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