Amy Winehouse is afraid her nose is gonna fall off!!!!!!

How very Stevie Nicks of her!

A source reveals, “Amy knows that her nose is next to fall apart — she admitted to me that it feels weak at the bone.”

All of her is already falling apart!

In the meantime, Wino’s friends have been vigilant of the crumbling singer 24/7 at her North London home, while Daddy Wino pursues his own singing career. Her pals say that Amy is “very fragile” right now and they fear she may do something rash if left unsupervised.

Was she alone when she punched that charity ball guest?

How did things get so bad?

Hell, she’s only 25!!!

We’re gonna have to glue her back together!

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All is still not well in the world of Amy Winehouse.

The Sun reports that Wino’s close friends have taken drastic measures for her life’s sake.

They’ve cancelled commitments and set up camp at her home in London to stay with her ’round the clock to ensure that she doesn’t do anything to seriously hurt herself.

An insider told the paper, “No one wants to leave Amy on her own — she’s in a very fragile state at the moment. Her most loyal friends are terrified she is going to do something which she can’t overcome. She’s been to hell and back already but some fear she’s going to get worse before she gets better.”

Isn’t it crazy that it’s Wino’s FRIENDS, not her Mom or Dad, who are keeping vigil?

The Sun went on to report that her dad, Mitch, made his stage debut at the weekend, performing Frank Sinatra tunes for a crowd of 300 in the leafy, fancy Chiswick area of London. He supposedly got ’such a great reception that he went on to sing more classic hits for almost an hour’.

Glad to see Daddy Wino has his priorities straight!

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She’s like a rabid dog!

According to the UK’s Sun, Amy Winehouse attacked more than one person at that fancy London charity ball last week.

Apparently, Wino attacked a fan named Sherena Flash, who tried to snap a picture of her, in addition to her incident with the event’s official photographer.

A friend of the ‘victim’ told the paper, “Sherene asked Amy if she could take a photo. Amy was OK at first, but when Sherene asked if a friend could get in the shot, Amy lashed out.”

Someone who saw the attack explained, “She was getting distressed. There was a lot of grabbing and flashbulbs were going off. She was startled.”

It looks like getting close to Wino is hazardous to your health!

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And, no surprise, she was a big, behived, drugged-out mess.

Amy Winehouse emerged from her North London crack den to attend one of the fanciest events on the London social calendar, the Prince’s Trust End of the Summer Ball.

Wino’s 12-year old goddaughter (the same one she dragged to a bar a few weeks ago), Dionne, was invited to perform at the ball and the shambolic singer popped in to provide background vocal support.

Needless to say, the results were disastrous.

The UK’s Daily Mail reports that onlookers were shocked at how out of it Amy was. A ball attendee recounted Wino’s tragic showing to the paper: “It was tragic — she seemed totally wasted. She was jumping all over Dionne as the poor girl tried to sing for the crowd. Amy didn’t really sing a single note — it sounded more like she was grunting down the mic.’

The tragedy continued after her cringe worthy stage antics.

After the performance, Wino apparently roamed from table to table at the charity ball, demanding to meet famous people.

But, when asked to pose for the event’s official photog, Crackie, “…flipped and tried to headbutt him. She looked like a woman possessed.”

As Amy finally made her way backstage she reportedly collapsed in tears and kept saying, “Life can’t go on, I can’t do this.”

Hello, Winehouse family?

Looks like drastic measures need to be taken, stat.

Can someone hook them up with Jamie Spears. He can probably give them a good lesson or two on how to help a troubled, celebrity daughter.

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Disgusting!

Although she’s not exactly a fashionista, Amy Winehouse is lucky enough to have designers “lend” her clothes.

That’s all about to halt!

According to the UK’s Sun, Crackie won’t be getting any more loans or freebies from London’s fashion PR folks because she’s been returning loaned designer frocks covered in puke!

Is someone too cracked out to realize that she probably get loaned stuff she vomited on dry cleaned before returning?!?!?

An insider revealed to the paper, “Harvey Nichols (kinda like the Neiman Marcus of England) loaned Amy £25k’s (US$50K) worth of silk and satin dresses. Unfortunately, while wearing one of the frocks, she went on an all-night bender. She ended up in the loos, where she was violently sick. Let’s just say it wasn’t pretty. She eventually couriered them back on Monday, but didn’t wrap them separately. So sick had gone on all the clothes. Even worse, green, furry mould had developed on some gowns, making them unwearable. The store publicists weren’t ideal pleased. They send stuff out to celebs all the time, but it never gets into such a state. I doubt Amy will be sent any more designer gear for a while and the store has now asked for its £25k back.”

Adorning crackheads with pretty designer wear is a massive waste!

But we’ll take it!

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Amy Winehouse’s crackalicious hubby, Blake Fielder-Civil, is addicted….to jail.

According to the UK’s Sun, authorities offered Blake early release if he went straight to rehab.

He said no!!!

Last week, they also offered him early release - he’s due out of jail in December - if he moved to his mommy’s place, where he’d be required wear a tracking device of sorts, and he also responded with a big N to the O.

WTF?

How can JAIL be better than the outside?????

A friend of Crackhouse’s told the tabloid: “This will be another blow for her. Blake could have gone to rehab and sorted himself out but would prefer see out his sentence in prison. All he wants is a free reign when he leaves, which means living with Amy back in Camden. But if he’s turning down these chances to leave jail and get clean, it doesn’t bode well for him and Amy when he finally does get out.”

Well stated, friend of Wino’s.

Looks like the Back to Crack Black singer isn’t the only one with a death wish.

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Attention: you HAVE BEEN WARNED!

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We don’t know who’s the bigger idiot, Amy Winehouse or her loser of a druggie husband, Blake Fiedler-Civil.

As for Amy, according to The Sun, she posted that naked pic of incarcerated Blake on her Facebook, pulling down his boxers.

Doesn’t seem like there’s anything so big about him, huh.

But in an even dumber move, Blake has declined to leave jail!!!!

SERIOUSLY!

Blake was given the option of getting an early release tomorrow and going to live with his mother in Nottinghamshire. He’d just have to wear a house arrest monitor and have a 7pm curfew, but he’d get out of jail.

However, the idiot has decided to stay in prison!

Apparently he didn’t want to leave unless he could see Amy and his friends in Camden.

WTF?!?!

A source says, “It was all set for him to be released, but he refused to go to anywhere other than Camden, it was refused at the last minute. He doesn’t want to go somewhere where he can’t be reunited with Amy and his friends. He’d rather stay inside.”

However, the source adds, “The Prison Service feared he would break his parole if he was surrounded by the temptations of his old stomping ground.”

Blake will now have to wait until December in order to get released.

As for Amy, she was apparently in tears when she found out the news.

A source added, “Amy is so upset because she thought he would be out for good.”

Sad.

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Mitch & Janis Winehouse and close friends of Amy Winehouse all gathered at a Soho, London, club to celebrate the Grammy winner’s birthday this weekend, but she never showed up.

Y’all know it’s not like Crackie to miss a night out!

She probably knew there’d be no drugs there and decided to skip out!

The UK’s Sun, however, claims that Wino just realized how ‘ugly’ she’s become and refused to attend the party in such a state.

We still don’t understand why the Winehouses won’t go the forced hospitalization / conservatorship route.

Have they no hope for Wino?

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Looks like she’s completely lost it.

Amy Winehouse turned up to her DJ set at London’s Monarch pub in the Camden-area looking absolutely tragic on Thursday night.

What’s new???

The Grammy winner was seen violently fighting with her security guards, punching them out of her way as they tried to get her under control.

Her super skinny, dirty and wasted appearance reportedly shocked awaiting fans.

According to reports, she also had scabs and scratches on her arms and legs and something black and strange on her tooth.

And, during her DJ set, Crackie was supposedly seen with something that looked like a pipe in her mouth and some white spots in her nose!

She’s doing herself in.

So sad.

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The 48 bottles of Jack Daniels Amy Winehouse requested for her dressing room (and the torrential rain!) didn’t keep her from the stage!

Though she was more than forty minutes late, Crackie showed up to do her thing for her ‘fans’ at the UK fest, Bestival, on Saturday.

According to reports, opinion on Wino’s showing was ’split between loving her set and thinking she was a drug-addled mess’.

From the looks of photos from the fest, we side with the ‘drug-addled mess’ verdict!

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Where is the love?

The UK’s Mirror reports that the love is gone between Amy Winehouse and producer Mark Ronson, brother of Lindsay Lohan’s lover saMAN.

Crackie has reportedly finished a number of tracks for her new album and she hasn’t been working with Ronson, who worked on many tracks for her mega album Back to Black.

Wino’s been working win Salaam Remi, who previously worked with the Grammy winner on her debut album Frank.

The paper went on to say that Crackie still hasn’t made up with Marky Mark after they had a falling out when trying to record her ill-fated James Bond theme song.

Hope she has it in her to actually finish the album!

Don’t die!

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Drug education teachers across the land world should use Amy Winehouse’s story to show kids why drugs are bad.

Her story gets bleaker by the day!

An insider has revealed to the UK’s Sun that Wino may have brain damage from all her drug use.

Shocker!!!

The ‘friend’ shed some light on Crackhouse’s crystal meth binges and said that a 36-HOUR pot marathon is what dealt the final blow to her brain. We know many people don’t believe there’s such a thing as pot overdosing, but UK medics have said Wino WAS likely damaged by a cannabis overdose and that explains her display of symptoms normally associated with schizophrenia.

The much-in-need-of-rehab singer supposedly suffered two major overdoses, with such bad convulsions that they were “like a scene from The Exorcist”.

Her first overdose in August 2007 was reportedly from cocaine, heroin, ecstasy, ketamine and crystal meth. Afterward, she was supposedly advised to see a psychiatrist after “displaying “multiple personality traits” that made her a suicide risk.”

Overdose number two came in July this year when she supposedly smoked an “inhuman” amount of hash that left her vomiting uncontrollably and hallucinating. Remember how Daddy Wino dismissed the July incident as someone ‘drugging’ Amy and/or a bad reaction to meds? Wrong!

Here’s the sad things Wino’s ‘friend’ told the rag:

“The future is bleak, bleak, bleak.

“Mitch does everything he can to protect his daughter - but his ‘explanation’ for Amy’s hospital dash in July was just simply untrue.

“She had smoked an inhuman amount of hash which resulted in acute cannabis poisoning. You have to take a s***load of pot to suffer that severe a reaction.

“It’s thought she had been smoking it for 36 hours.

“Amy’s fits were as bad as the convulsions she had during her overdose in August last year. No one has mentioned her meth use before – but that stuff is truly nasty.

“She is in need of years of psychiatry and medical treatment if she has a hope.”

We just don’t understand why her family hasn’t pulled a mayjah intervention yet.

Do it!

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How much longer ’til she’s found dead?????

According to ” target=”_blank”>reports, Amy Winehouse cancelled a Paris show just 2 hours before she was scheduled to appear on Friday.

Concert organizers are reportedly so pissed that they’re going to pursue legal action.

The organizers released the following statement on their website:

“We were told by Winehouse’s agent at 8pm that she would not be there, and we were forced to cancel the performance. We have still not been given any explanation of the exact reasons for her absence. We are very sorry about this situation and share the disappointment of the festival-goers.”

Concert insiders said Wino’s musicians had arrived on Thursday and rehearsed for the show Friday morning.

Looks like there were signs of trouble Friday morning! Weren’t they concerned that the band was rehearsing without Crackie?

Wino’s mouthpiece did not comment on the impending law suit, but did speak up about Crackhouse’s health:

“Amy Winehouse is currently at home recovering. The illness is nothing serious, nothing that some time in bed and not singing won’t cure.”

Why do people even bother to book her?

Of late when she does bother to show up it’s usually disastrous.

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Over the weekend, the UK’s News of the World revealed another Amy Winehouse drug video.

The vid was reportedly shot last month in a Camden-area (London) pub where Wino was DJ’ing.

You can clearly see the singer snorting something off a CD case on the vid.

Click here to see the video for yourself.

Wino’s mother-in-law, Georgette spoke out and said, “Prison will do Amy far more good than rehab.”

Apparently, prison is what helped her son, Wino husband Blake Fielder-Civil, kick his drug habit.

Uh-huh…sure!

Georgette went on to say:

“I’m shocked by the video. When I look at Amy I think: ‘For Christ’s sake, just get a grip of yourself. Enough is enough. As the police know Amy is a drug addict - and she has now been caught twice on film taking illegal drugs - they should arrest her and put her behind bars. Rehab clinics are a waste of money, unless you want them to work. Amy doesn’t want to give up drugs, so she’s got to learn the hard way in prison. Police have to act. She is making a mockery of the law. It has got to halt. The price Amy has got to pay is losing her freedom.”

About two months ago, the UK’s ‘top cop’ Sir Ian Blair called for celebrity junkies caught on camera to be put on trial.

He’s reported as saying, “My position is that a sensible jury would not expect people to be sniffing talcum powder.”

Blake’s mom might have a point.

Maybe Wino is better off in lock up!

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