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British [fill in the blank] Jodie Marsh shows off this stylish number at the premiere of some film, Daylight Robbery, Wednesday night in London.

You know you wanna dress just like that this weekend!

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Gossip Is Good!

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Hey mommas and daddys!

Gossiping in front of your kids might lead them down a path that ends at the prestigious Booker Prize.

Best of the Booker winner Salman Rushdie revealed that his mom was a “world class gossip” and that it was from her that he got a feel for talking about secrets.

He stated things got to the point where she threatened to cease passing him rumors because they kept cropping up in his books.

See! Gossip ‘inspired’ one of the world’s greatest literary minds.

Envision what gossiping could do for one of yours!

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One of Britain’s own is fed up with the UK’s boozing ‘culture’.

Famous chef Jamie Oliver has given a candid interview to French publication Paris Match and he reveals his dismay that in his motherland, England, people were more interested in getting “drunk in pubs” than eating well.

When it was suggested by the French mag that the English can’t savour food because they drink too much, Oliver responded:

“It’s true. Historically we’ve never produced wine. We have a culture of alcohol and we’re more beer orientated: the only people who drink more than us are the Irish and the Scottish.”

The chef also said that the glory days of British cuisine were in the past:

“In the past British cuisine was similar to Italian cuisine nowadays, without the pasta and risotto. Steam cooking, grilled meat, herbs, spices - we used to cook fabulous dishes. It’s all in the past! Unlike French people, and I regret it, we lost our traditions. In gastronomy, the world evolves and changes. And right in front of us, isolated from everything, you have France where nothing changes. It’s not a judgement, it’s an observation. In terms of grand restaurants, it seems to me that only one country competes with France, and that’s Japan.”

He also rails at some of his fellow Brits who splurge on material things and neglect ‘food culture’. He gets worked up by the stat that 80% of the British do not even bother sitting round a table for dinner any more:

“It’s true in the centre of London and in the big northern cities. It’s linked to the new poverty. It’s nothing to do with famine or war - quite the opposite. England is one of the richest countries in the world. The people I’m telling you about have huge TV sets - a lot bigger than mine! - they have state-of-the-art mobile phones, cars, and they go and get drunk in pubs at the weekend - their poverty shows in the way they feed themselves.”

What do you think about the points he makes, Brits?

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Former British pop star, the newly bankrupt Kerry Katona is undergoing breast reduction surgery.

She says, “After four kids I need it. I’m a GG at the moment, and when I take my bra off my nipples are by my feet. I want to be a DD instead.”

Juicy!

That’s not all!

She plans to feature the procedure on her MTV-UK reality show.

Good for Kerry! Something’s come along that’ll help her pay the bills.

But, is her plastic surgery really something y’all want to see?

The former Atomic Kitten’s mouthpiece spoke up and wants us to know that MTV is NOT funding the procedure.

Yeah, right!

How can someone who’s just declared bankruptcy afford plastic surgery?????

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Goodbye!

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George Michael performs his “last ever” concert at Earl’s Court in London on Monday night.

Uh huh!

How long until he ends up with a residency in Vegas???

P.S. Who has their last ever concert on a MONDAY night????

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We’ve mentioned, on numerous occasions, the crazy shiz Brits do when they’re out on vacation.

For example, there was the case of the drunken Brit women on a plane who forced an emergency landing when they tried to open one of the plane’s emergency doors mid-flight.

And, our favorite, the British women who flew to Greece just to take part in a blow job contest.

British bad behavior abroad must be becoming a far more ’serious’ problem because the New York Times has taken notice.

Locals of a Greek town frequented by Brits tell the Times that Queen Liz’s people do a great job of standing out:

They are the ones, the locals say, who are carousing, brawling and getting violently sick. They are the ones crowding into health clinics seeking morning-after pills and help for sexually transmitted diseases. They are the ones who seem to have one vacation plan: drinking themselves into oblivion.

“They scream, they sing, they fall down, they take their clothes off, they cross-dress, they vomit,” Malia’s mayor, Konstantinos Lagoudakis, said in an interview. “It is only the British people — not the Germans or the French.”

“The government of Britain has to do something,” Mr. Lagoudakis said. “These people are giving a bad name to their country.”

The report goes on to say that Brit vacationers are also hurting themselves in the process.

A recent report published by the British Foreign Office, “British Behavior Abroad,” noted that in a 12-month period in 2006 and 2007, 602 Britons were hospitalized and 28 raped in Greece, and that 1,591 died in Spain and 2,032 were arrested there.

Insane!

In attempts to explain why the UK’s vacationers get so wasted and out of control, a Brit who works at a holiday bar said, “It’s because of British culture — no one can relax, so they become inebriated to be the people they want to be.”

Wonder what the Queen has to say about all of this!

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She doesn’t look a day over 40!

Kate Moss and that latest rocker boyfriend of hers, Jamie Hince, are still together.

On Sunday, the veteran model caught his band, The Kills, at the Reading Festival in Berkshire, England.

By the look of things, Cokate had a REALLY good time!

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Peeee ewwww!

Sluttyiena Miller was spotted in Ibiza, Spain, this weekend rocking out at celebration held by one of Prince Williams’ rich banker friends, described as ’summer’s hottest party’.

A fellow reveler reports, the sluttyest-one-of-all,
“…spent most of the time dancing with some random guy who she kept asking to smell her armpits. She had her shoes off all night, but it was a fairly wild night.”

WTF?

Is the smell of Slutty’s pits what gets boys to do what Slutty wants???????

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Over the weekend, the UK’s News of the World revealed another Amy Winehouse drug video.

The vid was reportedly shot last month in a Camden-area (London) pub where Wino was DJ’ing.

You can clearly see the singer snorting something off a CD case on the vid.

Click here to see the video for yourself.

Wino’s mother-in-law, Georgette spoke out and said, “Prison will do Amy far more good than rehab.”

Apparently, prison is what helped her son, Wino husband Blake Fielder-Civil, kick his drug habit.

Uh-huh…sure!

Georgette went on to say:

“I’m shocked by the video. When I look at Amy I think: ‘For Christ’s sake, just get a grip of yourself. Enough is enough. As the police know Amy is a drug addict - and she has now been caught twice on film taking illegal drugs - they should arrest her and put her behind bars. Rehab clinics are a waste of money, unless you want them to work. Amy doesn’t want to give up drugs, so she’s got to learn the hard way in prison. Police have to act. She is making a mockery of the law. It has got to halt. The price Amy has got to pay is losing her freedom.”

About two months ago, the UK’s ‘top cop’ Sir Ian Blair called for celebrity junkies caught on camera to be put on trial.

He’s reported as saying, “My position is that a sensible jury would not expect people to be sniffing talcum powder.”

Blake’s mom might have a point.

Maybe Wino is better off in lock up!

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Goodbye, Beijing!

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The Summer Olympics are over….for now.

London had a huge concert on Sunday in celebration of their hosting the next Games in 2012. Over 100,000 people attended and the British Jonas Brothers, McFly, performed.

CLICK HERE to watch them performing Abba’s The Winner Takes It All and their new single, Lies.

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The weekend got off to a rocky start for Victoria and David Beckham.

The first couple of soccer were involved in a car crash on Friday in France, but THANKFULLY, both walked away unscathed, according to reports.

David was driving one of the family’s BMWs from their French country home to the Nice airport when he lost control and reportedly crashed into a wall.

No other vehicles were involved.

None of the kids were in the car. The only passenger was Posh.

The Beemer had a smashed windscreen and extensive damage along the passenger side.

Becks was seen embracing a tearful Posh in the car and comforting her, before he raced to the departure lounge to catch his flight to Beijing, where he represented London in the passing of the torch.

The source says the soccer stud was forced to run to catch his flight, leaving a distraught Posh with the wrecked car.

We’re just glad the two are OK.

A world without David Beckham…. unimaginable!

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Original post by Perez Hilton

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Snitches make the gossip world go round!

An ‘insider’ reveals to the Daily Mail that Madonna and Guy Ritchie renewed their wedding vows at a private Kabbalah ceremony in London.

Madge supposedly flew her Kabbalah teacher over from Los Angeles to conduct the proceedings.

The source says:

“It was very intimate and both Guy and Madonna made vows to each other and pledged to try to make their marriage strong again. The ceremony lasted about an hour. They turned up at the kabbalah centre in their gym clothes and changed into white robes. Everyone at the centre hopes that they will get through their recent rough patch.”

The snitch left out some important info. Were the kids there? How about Gwennie and Chris Martin?

Mazal tov to Madge and Guy, though.

They’re making it work!

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You know it’s serious when you meet the family!

According to a new report, Sir Paul McCartney introduced his super rich American girlfriend, Nancy Shevell, to his kids this past week.

It was reportedly “smiles all round”.

An insider says:

“It was very relaxed and everyone had a great time. After the Mucca debacle, Paul doesn’t want to bring anyone to meet the family unless he is certain. Stella and Nancy got on like a house on fire, unlike when she met Heather.”

Looks like there could be something to those wedding rumors, don’t ya think?

Heather “Mucca” Mills is probably at home sticking pins in a Nancy voodoo doll!

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Original post by Perez Hilton

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Margaret Thatcher’s daughter reveals in a new book that her mom has been claimed by dementia.

Heartbreaking.

The former Prime Minister of the U.K. struggles to remember the simplest facts and on her worst days, struggles to complete sentences.

Thatcher’s daughter also writes of how her mom keeps forgetting that husband Denis died in 2003.

“I had to keep giving her the bad news over and over again,” she wrote.

“Every time it finally sank in that she had lost her husband of more than 50 years, she’d look at me sadly and say ‘Oh’ as I struggled to compose myself.

“‘Were we all there?’ she’d ask softly.”

So, so sad.

The Iron Lady’s daughter goes on to state, “I had always thought of her as ageless, timeless and 100 percent cast-iron damage-proof.”

It’s a good reminder for us all not to take for allowed every moment we have with our mothers and fathers, right?

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Original post by Perez Hilton

Deathly Ill

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Scary.

British reality staple Jade Goody will undergo a hysterectomy next week, after doctors stated she would have DIED within three months without urgent treatment for her cervical cancer, according to the UK’s Sun.

Isn’t cervical cancer one of the most treatable, though????

Specialists reportedly told her on Thursday that a large tumor in her womb may have spread to her blood stream — putting major organs such as her liver and kidneys at risk. If she hadn’t left her post in the Massive Brother India show immediately to receive treatment she could’ve been dead:

“She has serious second stage cancer and needs surgery as soon as possible. The cancer is in an advanced stage and was diagnosed in the nick of time. The bottom line is, if she’d stayed in India for the next three months, she wouldn’t be here.”

Jade also revealed to the Sun that she was wrongly given the all-clear at first after being rushed to hospital just three weeks ago. And, since doctors couldn’t find anything wrong, she went on with participating in the Indian reality show:

“I just got on with my life. I thought about cancelling the Big Brother India trip. But they’d offered me £100,000 (approx. USD $200,000), which will go towards bringing up my children. People think I’m a multi-millionaire from telly, which couldn’t be further from the truth.”

She went on to say that she’s “tortured” because people think her battle with cancer is a “stunt”:

“Since Large Brother my life has been fashioned by publicity. But no way would I want anyone to be in my shoes now. I’ve to try and brush that sort of stuff aside and concentrate on living and getting well again.”

Seems like skepticism is an unfortunate child of the reality TV culture.

Fight on, Jade.

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