So fitting for a Texas girl!

We kid, we kid.

Ashlee Simpson celebrated her 24th birthday on Friday - white trash style - with hubby Pete Wentz, friends and family.

A party-goer revealed to Life & Style magazine, “They had people come over in costume and dress up in white trash. Wife-beater tank tops, jeans, trucker hats, mullets, - the works. And a lot of beer. Some were drinking beer out of paper bags. It was really hysterical.”

We’re sure it wasn’t hard for sister, Jessica, to put together an outfit for the party!

The source assured the mag that Asslee kept far, far away from the beer.

How very un-white trash of you, Ass!!

The insider also snitched that Ass and Pete were also talking heavily about getting an NYC residence, to get out of LA and minimize the paparazzi experience and celebrity exposure for the baby.

Aw. Don’t go!

New York can be bad, too!

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A very very pregnant Ashlee Simpson sleeps with a bunch of teddy bears from friends and fans..

They apparently crowd the bed she shares with Pete Wentz.

How much longer before she detaches his balls to store in a jar under the kitchen sink?

He won’t be needing those!

The couple are expecting their first kid this November and have been busy preparing the nursery.

Ashlee says, “I can’t wait to be a mom and he can’t wait to be a dad, so it’s fun.”

Snip snip!!!

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The ball and chain is officially locked on!

Pete Wentz is in the process of selling his Hollywood Hills bachelor pad.

It’s apparently going for a cool $1.7 million.

Not too bad for an LA hills home.

He should’ve kept it!

We’re sure there’s going to be days he’s going to want to escape the wife and kid. Turn it into a recording studio!

Petey has shacked up in Asslee’s massive Valley mansion.

Looks like the missus is in control of the ship!

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Holy mom-to-be!

Asslee Simpson’s bump seems to have gone from zero to sixty in a matter of days!

Pete Wentz’s wife showed off her growing belly (and cha chas) on a girls’ day out in L.A. on Wednesday.

Ass and a gal pal hit up the Coffee Bean and American Apparel in the Valley.

Big boobies look good on her!

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THIS is what we’ve come to!

When the Golden Couple is out of town, we have to be content with the runt of the litter.

Asslee Simpson and Pete Wentz were mobbed by the paparazzi as they left Cafe Med in West Hollywood on Tuesday.

Look at the look on his face.

That smirk!

Pete is eating up the attention, like Asslee eats out his ass.

Wipe the shit off your lips, boo!

Come back soon, Brange. Pretty please.

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THIS is what we’ve come to!

When the Golden Couple is out of town, we’ve to be content with the runt of the litter.

Asslee Simpson and Pete Wentz were mobbed by the paparazzi as they left Cafe Med in West Hollywood on Tuesday.

Look at the look on his face.

That smirk!

Pete is eating up the attention, like Asslee eats out his ass.

Wipe the shit off your lips, boo!

Come back soon, Brange. Pretty please.

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Asslee Simpson kept her growing baby bump covered while on an outing to a friend’s place on Monday.

If we were her - or any pregnant celeb - we would stay away from Petit Tresor.

The baby boutique has just reportedly outed her baby’s sex. Apparently, Ass went in there shopping recently for boy stuff.

Tom Cruise recently sent a stern legal letter to Petit Tresor. He was unhappy that they were releasing personal info and shopping habits of Katie Holmes.

Don’t mess with Tommy boy!

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Damn!

Asslee Simpson’s baby belly grew HUGE, seemingly overnight.

The newlywed proudly displayed her growing bump and lots of skin while out shopping for groceries in Los Angeles on Monday.

She looks good sperminated!

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Ashlee Simpson’s new CD, Bittersweet World, has sold 95,612 copies - to date.

Yeah, in total!

The record has been out two months now.

Asslee’s last album, 2005’s I Am Me, sold 220,000 copies - in its debut week alone!

The new CD……

D-I-S-A-S-T-E-R.

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Pete Wentz was on Phoenix’s John Jay & Rich radio show Thursday morning and revealed that not one but two (maybe more?) AshWentzday babies might be popping out!

Pete talked to the guys about a scrapbook that he and Ass have been keeping for ‘them’. Not he, she or it…‘them’, he stated

Listen up for yourselves!

Update: Wentz reveals exclusively to PerezHilton.com, “That was waaaaay wrong. I meant to say ‘the baby’ and stated ‘them’ cos it was 7 am. Not in a bs way: I can tell you we are absolutely not having twins. I totally misspoke coz we dunno if it’s a boy or girl. I try to talk vaguely and I absolutely blew it on this one.”

And there you’ve it!

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One of the great things about impending motherhood: you grow all over!

Asslee Simpson, wearing a very revealing dress, shows off her bumps as she visits a studio in Hollywood on Monday.

Pete Wentz must be very happy!

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Ashlee Simpson is not letting her pregnancy get in the way of working on her fitness!

The sperminated singer, whose new CD has tanked, attended a one and a half hour prenatal yoga class in the Valley on Monday.

She then stopped by Gelson’s supermaket in Studio City to pick up some items for the hubby, Pete Wentz.

Have fun at the prenatal yoga, but also relax and take it easy, Ass.

Enjoy it!

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Back when news of Ashlee Wentz’s pregnancy first broke, the Simpson camp - being the media pros that they are - remained mum about the baby chatter.

Pete Wentz, on the other hand, went so far as to DENY that Ass was pregnant.

Now, he explains to MTV News why he was dishonest with his fans and the media.

Says the dad-to-be:

“Every woman, no matter who they are or what they do for a living, has the right to wait at least 3 months before sharing this very personal news,” he wrote. “We wanted to wait until after the first trimester and get a clean bill of health from our doctors before confirming anything, just like any other couple.

Being a boy I have no idea how to respond to such things and my first instinct was to protect her and the baby.

It’s insane that you can’t let happy news brew in Hollywood. This wasn’t about press or anything. It was about the health of the baby and trying to find a way to be happy with what should be the most happy time of our lives in the middle of a press blitz. I apologize to anyone who felt misinformed but the truth is, the person and growing baby is who I felt most loyal to protect and defend.”

And there you have it!

Do you think Pete should have lied or just remained quiet????

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While her new CD continues to bomb in record sales…

Asslee Wentz has just cancelled FOUR shows on her upcoming summer tour.

While there has yet to be an official explanation given for the cancellation, sources tell us it is due to poor ticket sales.

And, we’re hearing that Ass’ entire tour may be cancelled and that the Simpson camp (Poppa Joe) will claim that his newly married daughter is gonna take it easy this summer as that is what’s best for her baby.

The list of cancelled shows (as of today) include:

“06/09 House of Blues - Chicago, IL
06/24 The Fillmore New York at Irving Plaza - New York, NY
06/27 Cape Cod Medley Tent - Hyannis, MA
07/01 Capital One Bank Theatre at Westbury - Westbury, NY”

If you had tickets for any of the above shows…

What the fuck were you thinking?????

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It was the worst kept secret in Hollywood!

Pete Wentz and Asslee Simpson-Wentz are having a child together and the pair have finally spoken out about it.

The newlyweds released a statement Wednesday night announcing the happy baby news.

They say:

“While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.

- Pete and Ashlee Wentz”

Congrats to the Wentzes!

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