Nooooo!!!!!!

The UK’s News of the World reports that LezLo and saMAN Ronson want to be Hollywood parents.

The thought scares the pants off us!!!

A source “close” to the couple told the rag:

“Lindsay is in a very happy place at the moment. She’s been having deep discussions about a baby. She wants a natural birth and has spoken to Sam about getting one of her ex-boyfriends to help out. They don’t want to adopt.”

She’s dated real winners pre-Sam! Who’ll it be? Wilmer Valerrama? Jared Leto?????

The NOTW goes on to say that LezLo hopes that having a child will help her recovery from drug and alcohol addiction.

Um, didn’t anyone teach Lindz that a baby isn’t a fix-all?!

If that’s her reasoning, then we look forward to seeing baby LezLo in rehab!!!

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Sasha Baron Cohen’s two ladies, fiancee Isla Fisher and daughter Olive, were snapped by paps leaving a children’s gym in L.A.

It looks like baby Olive got dad’s tall genes!

Olive looks like she’s already half as long as petite mommy Isla!

The little one will be celebrating her first birthday in October.

Scrumptious!

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Look at her!

Can you believe Gwen Stefani gave birth to Zuma Nesta just two weeks ago?

Smoking!

While hubby Gavin Rossdale and eldest son Kingston were off with the Beckhams celebrating Romeo’s birthday, Gwen popped in to see her doctors at celebrity hospital Cedars Sinai on Thursday.

We wonder when Gwennie will get back to work?!

We need some new No Doubt!

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David Spade’s perezhilton.com/2008-06-11-hes-the-father-2″ target=”_blank”>alleged baby girl was born last week in Missouri.

Spade has admitted to having relations with the baby momma, former Playboy bunny Jillian Grace, and has said he’d provide for the child if he’s proven to be the daddy.

The funny man’s rep released the following statement:

“David and Jillian have been in close contact throughout her pregnancy and he plans to go see the baby during his first break from shooting Rules of Engagement.”

Get on that paternity test, Dave!

Wouldn’t you want to know the truth before opening your heart to the baby?

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It’s nice to know that in a time of need, one unwed teenage mom can show support for another!

Mother of the year Jamie Lynn Spears is reaching out to show her support to the daughter of John McCain’s best pick ever for VP, Sarah Palin.

A very close source has revealed to CelebTV that Jamie ordered a gift from the Beverly Hills baby store Petit Tresor to be sent to 17 year-old Bristol Palin.

But, even more interesting is the fact that the order was made from a call by Lynne Spears who requested the gift come from her daughter.

Are the Spears trying to get chummy with the family of the potential future VP????

The source says, “It was ordered by phone, and they asked what could be done for under $100. They spent $60 on pink burpcloths.”

At least they’re not throwing ridiculous amounts of money away on useless gifts.

What would U get Bristol Palin for a baby shower gift?

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Is this a good idea???????

Bringing scandal to St. Paul!

Levi Johnston, babydaddy to Sarah Palin’s teen daughter, Bristol, left Alaska on Tuesday to be with the Palin family at the Republican National Convention in Minnesota, according to a new report.

Will he look as hot out of his hockey duds????

Levi’s mom said that she’s concerned about her son dealing with all the attention. She reportedly went on to say that it was difficult enough for teenagers to deal with any pregnancy, having the entire nation watching made it worse.

Sarah Palin is scheduled to address the Republicans tonight and, traditionally, her family - which now includes Levi - would join her at the conclusion of her speech.

Both the Republicans and Dems say families are ‘hands off’ but both parties pimp out their fams when it’s convenient for them.

So why wouldn’t it be fair for us to ask questions about their family members??

Both sides can be so hypocritical!

Typical politicians!

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So it’s back to the baby bump watch with Eva Longoria!

She’s been spotted recently with a few extra pounds on and wearing non-fitted clothes.

Will she finally admit she’s preggers????

Adding more fuel to the baby rumors, Longoria was spotted this past Friday in Las Vegas, wearing an Empire-waist babydoll dress at the opening of Yellotail Sushi Restaurant.

And the potential mom-to-be didn’t eat any sushi or other raw items while she was there.

She also didn’t consume any alcoholic beverages.

Later that evening she went to Pure nightclub and only drank water.

Who goes to Vegas and doesn’t drink?????????

Eva’s rep has not yet commented.

What do U think? Is she preggers?

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Is she or isn’t she????

That is the question everyone’s been asking and the spermination talk keeps getting louder and louder.

Katie Holmes was spotted in NYC this past weekend, where she’s been rehearsing for that Broadway show she’s going to be starring in.

Mrs. Cruise, wearing a loose-fitting top, was seen with a noticeably fuller tummy.

Could the actress be expecting another Scientolotot????

Sure looks like it!

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Finally!

Bucking the trend, Halle Berry chose not to sell the baby photos of her new daughter, Nahla Ariela.

Well, the Oscar winner took her bundle of joy out to the Los Angeles Zoo this weekend and we were able to get some good pics of the little toddler.

Too cute!

She’s got Shiloh lips!

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A sperminated Jennifer Garner paid a visit to her doctor at Cedar Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles on Monday.

The actress was accompanied by very good friend, Victor Garber.

Garber not only played Garner’s dad on Alias, but he also officiated her wedding to Ben Affleck.

Awwww!

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And there’s another beautiful baby born.

This weekend, Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio gave birth to a baby girl in Brazil.

Alessandra and her businessman boyfriend have been dating since 2005.

This is their first child together.

In a statement, Ambrosio says, “To all of our family and friends, we are pleased to announce that our little princess Anja Louise Ambrosio Mazur was born on Sunday Aug 24 at 7:32 p.m. She is 6.3 lbs. and absolutely perfect.”

As for the baby, she adds, “She hasn’t cried once except for a second when they pulled her out. We have now felt a new kind of love and joy that we never knew existed.”

Ambrosio, who continued modeling while pregnant, says she plans on going back to work in time for Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in November.

Get crackin’!

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We just spoke with Miz Jenna Jameson, who tells us that earlier reports that she was pregnant weren’t true.

However, she adds, “Funny enough, that story was fake, but I just found out I’m pregnant.”

Yay! Congrats for real this time. Officially!

Jenna tells us she and her boyfriend, UFC fighter Tito Ortiz, are “over the moon.”

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Can’t wait ’til November!

According to Fashion Week Daily, Brad Pitt photographed Angelina Jolie and the six kiddies at their chateau in France last week for the November cover of W magazine!!

Ange in a photo alone with 6 kids? She must be a super wrangler!

This is reportedly Poppa Pitt’s ‘inaugural turn’ creating a magazine cover, although photography has been a longtime hobby of his.

This also marks the second time W has scored a highly-coveted Pitt/Jolie exclusive.

Remember that 2005 W magazine spread titled Domestic Bliss?

That was hot!

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Looks like she’s about to have that baby any day now!

A very pregnant Minnie Driver was spotted soaking up the sun in Malibu on Sunday, accompanied by a fellow sperminated friend.

And, showing off that baby bump, the actress, currently single, wore a daring bikini.

Guys into pregnant chicks are thankful!

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It doesn’t look like Ricky Martin’s new twinsies will be getting love from the celebrity rags!

Top editors ” target=”_blank”>revealed that they’re ‘backing off’ the Ricky twins story:

“We aren’t jumping like we usually do. We don’t think he is going to tell the backstory, so the whole thing just seems kind of icky.”

Enriquitta’s rep claims they’ve received inquiries from various media outlets, but wouldn’t comment on whether they’re negotiating.

Yeah, right!

Someone will probably end up running a photo of the new daddy and babes, but they’ve been deemed unworthy of a cover!

Another editor said:

“When someone seems like they are hiding something, it’s a big turnoff to the public, who want to share in celebrities’ lives. No one really cared about Clay Aiken becoming a single dad, either.”

Two disses, back-to-back. Loves it!

You gotta be open to be loved!

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