It looks like the family of Victoria’s Secret model, Miranda Kerr, is quick to talk to the media, at least in her defense.

Reports have been circulating non-stop that little known Kerr and her hottie boyfriend Orlando Bloom have broken up.

Though her brother and mother, who are currently living in her New York home, are fighting back and stating the two “have never been closer.”

They are “frustrated and upset” to read the lies they say that they say were started by In Touch Weekly.

The reports are that Kerr and Bloom split and Kerr was then spotted with oil fortune heir, Greasy Brandon Davis, at two clubs and making out.

Kerr’s brother, Matthew, says, “We were just out with a few other friends from Australia having a good time and we bumped into Brandon while we were at 10ak. They have been friends for a while and we just said hi, chatted for a bit and that was it. There definitely wasn’t any kissing - nothing could be further from the truth.”

Kerr’s mother adds, “I realise there is an interest in people who are in the spotlight, but I just can’t believe how far from the truth it gets. Miranda and Orlando have never been closer and are happier right now more so than ever. He’s meeting her in Paris next week.”

Forget the family, we want to hear what Orlando has to say!

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Talk about a DOWNGRADE!

InTouch Weekly reports that Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr and super hot actor Orlando Bloom are over.

And, to make something shittier even more craptastic, the Oz catwalker has rebounded into the arms of her former flame, Brandon “Firecrotch” Davis!

Grossness.

This past Saturday, Greasy Bear and Miranda were spotting locking lips at two New York City clubs.

An eye witless says they were “full on making out” at 1Oak.

Orlando’s ex was also spotted kissing Greasy at Beatrice Inn later that night.

“They didn’t seem to care who saw,” the witness reveals.

Miranda’s rep denies the breakup with Orlando, yet the model was overheard telling Brandon about the split.

Davis recently called it quits himself with another Australian model, Cheyenne Tozzi.

An insider says, “Miranda always seems to go to Brandon when she has a fight with Orlando. He’s her rebound guy.”

How does Greasy pull the chicks?

What doe$ he have that’s so appealing to them?

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Even more reasons to THOROUGHLY dislike Brandon “Greasy Bear” Davis.

Douche!

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Oily oil heir Brandon Davis was detained by Custom’s officials in Sydney on Saturday.

No, they didn’t find any drugs on him, surprisingly. But, the celebretard was questioned for more than two hours because officials found Davis with too much cash on him.

Any travelers entering the country with more than $10,000 in cash have to report that to Australian authorities.

Davis did not.

He was eventually released by Custom’s officials.

Wonder why Brandon needed so much CASH???!!!

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Brandon Davis may be cut off from his family’s millions, but he still manages to score some snatch!

Desperate Australian “model” Cheyenne Tozzi is dating the oil heir. The pair hit up the Whiskey Bar in LA on Sunday night - great for Davis’ sobriety. He’s been to rehab numerous times.

Would you squeeze Brandon’s baby dick????

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