It was bound to happen!

Some crafty American somehow snuck in a camera to the first preview of Equus on Broadway this weekend and snapped a few pics of Daniel Radcliffe’s naked magic wand.

Yes, they’re real!

CLICK HERE to see the uncensored photos (5 total), obviously not safe for work.

His peen looks quite impressive, don’t ya think?????

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Is she or isn’t she????

That is the question everyone’s been asking and the spermination talk keeps getting louder and louder.

Katie Holmes was spotted in NYC this past weekend, where she’s been rehearsing for that Broadway show she’s going to be starring in.

Mrs. Cruise, wearing a loose-fitting top, was seen with a noticeably fuller tummy.

Could the actress be expecting another Scientolotot????

Sure looks like it!

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Poor Katie Holmes.

We can only envision what she has to deal with being married to Tom Cruise. And now her career is in the shitter too!

Holmes’ Broadway show, All My Sons, is expected to open October 16th. Though people are already expecting it to suck.

But, aside from all that, the show will at least get some extra publicity on opening day.

It’s going to be boycotted and protested against!

Seriously.

An anti-Scientology group, Anonymous, will be on-site opening day.

The group has confirmed they will be present and causing a peaceful shitstorm on opening night.

A “spokesperson” for the Scientology haters says, “We aren’t looking to close it down, we don’t have the power to do that, we just want to prove a point.”

According to the rep, their main intention is to “save Katie.”

They claim, “We want to draw attention to Scientology, and hopefully get Katie out of it before its too late.”

It’s a tiny too late for that we think.

They should have probably protested at her wedding.

As for the group, they usually launch web-based protests, but at times they make public appearances sporting some interesting masks.

Recently they picketed at a New York Scientology Center.

What do U think of their attempts to save Katie?

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Another reason to love him!

Just like us, Rafael Nadal is a musical queen!

According to reports, the Spanish tennis superstar saw Phantom of the Opera on Broadway last week…for the 5th time!

We just saw Phantom in Vegas this weekend!

As y’all know, Rafa is in NY at the moment playing in the U.S. Open.

He apparently got into town a bit earlier than usual to do fun Manhattan stuff like catching Phantom (again!).

Who would’ve guessed Mr. Perfect Guns was such a Phantomphile?!

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Remember him???

Finally, that kid from The Sixth Sense lands another job!

The last major role we remember him in was in Artificial Intelligence - a very very long time ago.

Haley Joel Osment, who’s now 20 years-old, will be starring as the third member in David Mamet’s American Buffalo.

The famed show is making a return to the Great White Way this fall.

The play is described as concerning “a team of men, Don, Instruct, Bob, and Fletcher, who are conspiring to steal a coin collection from a wealthy man. Don, who owns a junk shop, sold a nickel to a man for much less than what it was worth. Out of revenge, he and his friend-in-training, Bob, plan to steal the man’s coin collection after suspecting that he went away for the weekend.”

Osment will be making his Broadway debut with this production.

He’ll star alongside Cedric The Entertainer and John Lequizamo.

What an interesting trio!

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Remember him???

Finally, that kid from The Sixth Sense lands another job!

The last major role we remember him in was in Artificial Intelligence - a very very long time ago.

Haley Joel Osment, who’s now 20 years-old, will be starring as the third member in David Mamet’s American Buffalo.

The famed show is making a return to the Great White Way this fall.

The play is described as concerning “a team of men, Don, Teach, Bob, and Fletcher, who are conspiring to steal a coin collection from a wealthy man. Don, who owns a junk shop, sold a nickel to a man for much less than what it was worth. Out of revenge, he and his friend-in-training, Bob, plan to steal the man’s coin collection after suspecting that he went away for the weekend.”

Osment will be making his Broadway debut with this production.

He’ll star alongside Cedric The Entertainer and John Lequizamo.

What an interesting trio!

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ANOTHER American Idol contestant is set to hit the Great White Way.

Long-haired rocker Ace Young will be joining the cast of Grease on September 9th.

He’s taking on the role of Kenickie.

Hey, at least there’s somewhere for the Idol-ers to go!

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The Gossip Gangstar-inspired Perez Hilton Saves the Universe… just won an “Outstanding Musical” award at the New York City International Fringe Festival.

In addition, the show has just been selected to be part of the Fringe Fest’s encore series, so if you haven’t seen it yet - now you can.

Click here for more info.

Congratulations to everyone involved!

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Poor Katie Holmes.

Looks like her marriage to Scientology princess Tom Cruise has ruined her career. Or basically her image.

Execs for Broadway’s All My Sons were hoping that a big name could drive up ticket sales. In the same way that having “stars” like Mario Lopez in A Chorus Line and Clay Aiken in Spamalot helped boost sales.

So getting a real celebrity would guarantee good sales you’d think?

But not when half the world probably thinks you’re being brainwashed or crazy for marrying Cruise.

According to reports, ticket sales for Holmes’ Broadway debut at “definitely off from what the production hoped. You can’t say it’s the economy, because there are shows, like ‘Mamma Mia’ that are selling out.”

So what are the producers to do? They’re blaming it on Katie’s Dawson Creek days.

One source says, “It’s not that Katie’s bad in the part. She’s good enough. The producers are just getting the feeling people still want to view Katie as sweet little Joey Potter.”

Hah. Yea right. That was too long ago, and too much has happened with her and Cruise to even remember her B.C. (Before Cruise) happy days.

As for Jackie Green, the publicist for the shiteous show, she says “That information is totally false. There is a healthy advance for the show, and there is no chance of the run being shortened.”

We’ll see!

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Congratulations, bb!

Xanadu star Cheynne Jackson was inducted into the Wall of Fame at Tony’s Di Napoli Restaurant in NYC on Thursday night.

It’s not exactly winning a Tony, but it’s still adorable.

And he looked hot!

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Sad news for Broadway.

Clay Aiken will be returning to reprise his role as Sir Robin this fall in the Monty Python Spamalot musical.

Looks like new dad Gayken isn’t going to let daddy life affect his career.

Clay states, “Since leaving SPAMALOT in May, jokes have just not been funny. Food has lost its taste. The grass is no longer green — the sky no longer blue. And, babies WON’T stop crying!!”

He adds, “I’m so excited about coming back to the funniest show in the world!”

Ok, it’s time for him to get a new writer.

Gayken will be performing from September 19 2008 - January 4 2009.

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Monday evening, she was working the red carpet at her husband’s Tropic Thunder premiere in Los Anegeles.

By Tuesday morning, Katie Holmes was back in NYC!

The Dawson’s Creak alum was spotted leaving the theater where she is rehearsing for her Broadway debut next month.

Hopefully Suri stayed in New York the whole time. No need to exhaust the little tot too!

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We are so honored and thrilled about this, we had to share!

Ch-ch-check it out:

“PEREZ HILTON…THE MUSICAL” SPILLS ITS CELEBRITY JUICE (NOT FROM CONCENTRATE) IN NEW YORK CITY

“Perez Hilton Saves the Universe (Or At Least The Greater Los Angeles Area): The Musical” Set To Premiere At NY International Fringe Festival 2008

Perez Hilton Saves the Universe (or at least the greater Los Angeles area): The Musical” is running August 8th through August 24th at the New York International Fringe Festival (a production of The Present Company).

“Perez Hilton…The Musical” explores a normal day in the life of celebrity gossip blogger Perez Hilton. Well, were it not for the plans of evil Islamic terrorists. And Kathy Griffin. Throughout the course of the day, Perez must wrestle with the demons of love, ego and celebrity, all whilst saving Los Angeles from an imminent nuclear disaster. With a pop infused score and dozens of celebrity impersonations, “Perez Hilton…The Musical” reveals the inner workings of a society obsessed with itself. Oh, and it’s kinda funny.

The cast features authors Randy Blair (”The Adding Machine”) and Timothy Michael Drucker (”The Other Baldwins”), as well as Lindsay Nicole Chambers (”Legally Blonde”), Sevan Greene (”Betrayed”), Laura Jordan (”Cry-Baby”), Andrew Keenan-Bolger (”Spelling Bee”, “Seussical”), Ana Nogiuera (NYMF’s “The Boy in the Bathroom”), Dana Steingold (”Spelling Bee”, upcoming “Godspell”) and Jason Veasy.

The creative team includes Michael Cassara (casting director), David Withrow (costumes), Matt Steinbrenner (set and projection design), Brian Tovar (lighting design), Adam Wachter (musical direction), Will Van Dyke (Arrangements), Brian Lowdermilk (Additonal Arrangements), Nate Festinger (Orchestrations), Enrique Brown (assistant director/choreographer), Jenny Kanelos (company manager) and Jamie Rog (stage manager). “Perez Hilton…The Musical” is directed and choreographed by Connor Gallagher.

The book is co-authored by Randy Blair and Timothy Michael Drucker, with lyrics by Randy Blair and score by Zachary Redler.

“Perez Hilton…The Musical” performance dates are:

· Saturday August 9th at 12 PM,

· Wednesday August13 at 9:45 PM,

· Friday August 15 at 2:30 PM,

· Saturday August 16 at 5:00 PM,

· Friday August 22 at 7:00 PM

All performances will play at the 45 Bleecker Theater (45 Bleeker Street between Lafayette Street and Mott Street). 45 Bleecker Theatre is air conditioned. Tickets are $15 and can be purchased by calling 866.468.7619 or by visiting www.fringenyc.org.

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Whoopi Goldberg gave her first performance in the Broadway musical Xanadu last week.

And we’re sure the execs were happy to have her.

Whoopi’s appearance in the show pushed ticket sales up a whopping $75,000 from the previous week!

Thats BIG in Broadway bucks.

It’s simple.

Big Name Celebrity = Big Bucks.

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A new promo picture of Daniel Radcliffe from the upcoming Broadway revival of Equus.

Yes, the show where we see his magic wand.

Enjoy!

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