Ooops!

According to KLAC-AM, Jose Canseco has been detained at the U.S.-Mexico border for alleged possession of steroids.

Wait, do you hear that? It’s the sound of us not being surprised.

He was caught with HCG, specifically, which stands for human chorionic gonadotropin. It functions to restore and maintain testicular size following steroid cycles. So, in other words, a steroid to reverse the effects of…steroids.

That sounds healthy!

Conseco will appear in Federal Court on Tuesday to deal with the matter.

What a dumbass!!!

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Rev. Al Sharpton was convicted in New York yesterday of disorderly conduct during a Might protest against a fatal police shooting.

Why cant ya protest in an orderly fashion???

Sean Bell was tragically, violently, unnecessarily gunned down by police on his wedding day. The cops who killed him were found innocent. And, in response, more than 250 protesters gathered, blocking bridges, tunnels and intersections.

Sharpton and several others were arrested at the time. Most of the cases were dismissed, however Sharpton and his co-defendants insisted on a trial.

Criminal Court Judge Larry Stephen delivered the verdict Wednesday, and Sharpton, along with seven others have been sentenced to time served.

Sharpton’s already served 5 1/2 hours in jail. Earlier in the trail he testified that the protests were peaceful, intending to cease violence, not start it.

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You’re not going to believe this!

Randy Lewis of Tennessee decided it might be a good idea to drink fifteen beers.

Now, fifteen beers, though loaded with calories, is a perfectly acceptable way to spend your Sunday, as long as you’re of the age to do so.

We give Lewis points for acknowledging his incapacitation. Those points and then some, however, are immediately revoked by his decision to tell a 10-YEAR-OLD BOY to get behind the wheel of a 1995 Ford Windstar van.

That puts Lewis at a -100.

Whipping the van up to 90mph, the boy, of course, flipped and totaled it. Fortunately, the THREE OTHER PASSENGERS - two of which were children - escaped the crash and were taken to a local hospital to be treated for injuries.

There was another adult in the car who let this happen???? Yes, see below!

Lewis admitted to officers that he even knocked back a few more at the crash site and his female companion, Paula Evans, was seen eating pills.

That’s another -500 points!

The pair were hit with drunk driving, reckless endangerment, and child abuse.

We’re sure Lewis’ shirt was a hit at the country jail.

That’s another -500!!!!!

It’s easy to see that this all adds up to MAJOR FAIL.

We couldn’t make this shiz up even if we tried!!!

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Guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree!

Or is speeding in the genes?

Either way, Linda Hogan is the second Hogan to prove that the whole family should have their licenses revoked - forever.

The woman who helped spawn this and more unfortunately, this, received a speeding ticket today on her way to visit Boy Spawn in the slammer. We don’t know why she was in such a rush - it’s not like he’s going anywhere.

For doing 71 in a 55, Linda got slapped with a ticket and a $206 fine.

Fortunately, she did not a passenger with her to smash into a vegetable.

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Heather Locklear remains in limbo as she awaits the results of her drug test from her DUI arrest of last weekend.

The Melrose Place alum was arrested in Santa Barbara, California, on Saturday on suspicion of driving while under the influence. Alcohol was reportedly not involved, leading police to think Locklear was under the influence of drugs or medication. Her drug tests will be returned in a few days, so we’ll know for certain then.

Even more interesting is the fact that police were informed of Locklear’s erratic driving by a “concerned citizen.”

Well it turns out that the concerned citizen is actually former paparazzo boss Jill Ishkanian, who used to work for US Weekly and later formed a pic agency.

In her 911 call, Ishkanian claims Locklear seems “tipsy” though that report isn’t matching up to what witnesses saw.

One witness on the scene, Santa Barbara resident Alex Paillon, states that Locklear “did not seem to be drunk at all. She seemed to be acting normal, totally normal. She was just really messy, but not drunk.”

Well, you shouldn’t be driving messy!

Paillon had seen Locklear in a shopping center just moments before her arrest.

He adds, “I was really surprised to hear she got a DUI because, I mean, I just saw her coming out of the store. She looked fine.”

And while police say there was no sign of excessive alcohol consumption, a “drug recognition expert” told police she did appear to be under the influence of some drugs.

Deputy District Attorney Lee Carter says, “Toxicology is one piece of information that I want to have in hand before I review the case. Obviously, I want as much information as I have the ability to get before I can review the case for any filing, if there’s going to be a filing.”

As for the former reporter and photog Ishkanian, her attorney states she did nothing wrong by following Locklear, calling in the DUI allegation, and then taking photos of her sobriety test, which were eventually sold for $27,000.

The D.A. states he expects a decision to be made within the next two to three weeks on whether to file charges against Heather.

He adds, “This case is being handled just like any other case of this type.”

She superior pray her drug tests come back negative!

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As we previously mentioned , recently rehabbed wacktress Heather Locklear was arrested Saturday on suspicion of driving under the influence of drugs or medication in the Santa Barbara area of California.

Now, more arrest details have emerged about what lead to the blonde’s bust!

According to the LA Times, it was a concerned citizen who kept an allegedly impaired Heather off the streets.

The unnamed citizen called 911 to report that a woman, who turned out to be Locklear, was driving erratically.

Said citizen told cops that she saw a woman who was visibly impaired getting into a car in a parking lot at about 4:30 that afternoon.

Heather apparently went on to drive back and forth over a pair of sunglasses on the pavement and revving her engine. After leaving the parking lot, the former Melrose Place star then stopped her car on the street and stumbled into the traffic lane, according to the caller, who then proceed to follow the troubled star out of concern.

By the time the California Highway Patrol caught up with Heather, she was parked on a highway lane and blocking traffic. An officer who talked to her determined that she was disoriented and “under the influence of something.”

She was then whisked away to police headquarters and tested for alcohol and drugs.

The alcohol test came back negative.

Her drug tests will be returned in a few days.

Thank goodness Heather didn’t seriously hurt herself or anyone else!

Good thing that concerned citizen stepped in!

Watch out for one another, y’all!

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Another trip to rehab may be coming up very soon!

Heather Locklear was arrested in Santa Barbara, California, on Saturday on suspicion of driving while under the influence.

More details…coming up!

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For his July 27th drunk driving incident, Shia LeBeouf will not be receiving the customary celebrity 24 hours in jail.

He’s not even going to court!

Prosecutors have decided not to press charges against the Transformers star.

He may, however, lose his license for 9 months, because LaDouche refused the breathalyzer.

That’s not even a year!

Prosecutors say there is not enough evidence to prove that Shia was under the influence, causing the Sunday morning crash in West Hollywood that crushed his left hand and sent him to the hospital for several days. He was arrested for showing physical signs of impairment.

He does, however, have a date with the DMV, which, come to think of it, might be even worse than jail.

We guess it’s a lucky break for Shia, but the Indiana Jones cutie better just call a cab next time and set a good example for all the kiddies!

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Set to perform at a concert in London on Friday, Busta Rhymes has been barred from his flight into the UK and turned away.

The rapper flew in to London on Thursday and was not allowed in the U.K. because of “unresolved convictions” in the States.

How Snoop of him!

The concert promoter said he was “shocked” because all of Busta’s paperwork is in order and the rapper was in the UK not that long ago.

Ludacris is slated to fly over in case Busta doesn’t make it.

In a play-by-play of the frustrating events, Busta arrived in London from Amsterdam, but was denied entry and immediately flown back. You can bet Busta’s lawyers are busy at work weaving the legal system to gain him entry.

Everyone is watching closely to see what will happen next.

But to be honest, Amsterdam isn’t such a bad place to be stuck in!

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Celebs, beware.

Don’t confront the paparazzi or you might go to jail.

Just ask Kayne West.

The rapper has just been arrested - Thursday morning - at LAX.

Why?

Reportedly for felony vandalism!

It seems a photographer was at the American Airlines terminal trying to take pics of Kanye.

That’s when the rapper got upset, confronted the pap and “smashed his camera to the ground.”

Then another pap started to videotape the whole scene.

That’s when, according to reports, Kanye’s assistant tried to help and grabbed the camera.

After a struggle, the assistant broke the video camera by throwing it on the ground.

But, when Kanye realized the sleezy pap had filmed the incident, he ran over and apparently yelled, “Gimme that fucking tape!”

Guess it didn’t work.

Instead, Kanye and his assistant were arrested and are waiting to be booked.

Traveling makes a lot of people cranky!

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Smoker’s paradise lost!

According to a new report, a California sheriff’s helicopter patrol guided deputies to a $150 million marijuana garden in the Hemet, CA area on Wednesday.

The ‘garden’ was first spotted on Monday.

Authorities say the marijuana was in various stages of growth and a substantial amount of the pot was ready for distribution.

There were no arrests.

Are they really going to let all those good plants go to ‘waste’?

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Douche alert!

Former music mogul and ex-convict Suge Knight was arrested in Las Vegas Wednesday morning after he allegedly beat a woman identified as his girlfriend.

He also supposedly had a knife in his hand at one point.

A police official said:

“This was apparently Marion (Suge) Knight’s girlfriend that was riding with him in his car at the time. She started punching him while in the car (he was the driver and she was the passenger) in an effort to escape she grabbed the steering wheel and steered it to the curb. That’s when she got out of the car and tried to run and he caught up to her.”

Knight has been booked for assault with a deadly weapon, battery, domestic violence and possession of a controlled substance.

Hitting a woman = so not cool!

What’s up with these douche bags?!

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Former One Day at a Time star Mackenzie Phillips was busted at Los Angeles International Airport on Wednesday morning.

The actress was busted for allegedly possessing heroin and cocaine.

That’s a celebration Wino would like to be at!

According to reports, during the screening process, some baggies and balloons believed to contain heroin and cocaine were discovered amongst Mackenzie’s possessions

Who in their right mind packs drugs in carry-on that’ll be screened?!

Guess she hasn’t kicked her demons! And she was clearly not in her “right mind”!

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Bad news for Craig Robinson.

Robinson, who plays Darryl from The Office and starred in Pineapple Express, was arrested late June for “possession of multitude of drugs,” it was revealed this day.

Those include meth and ecstacy.

Police officers in Culver City, CA say they pulled over Robinson’s automobile for a traffic violation.

That’s when they found the drugs inside the automobile.

Robinson has since been charged with possession of meth and ecstasy.

He was also charged with being under the influence of cocaine, cannabinoids, and amphetamines.

He’s a one man partE!

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As we mentioned last month, Jerry Lewis was busted after an unloaded gun was found in his carry-on baggage at the airport in Las Vegas.

At first, his manager said it was just a “fun gun”, basically a show prop, and that Lewis didn’t recall it being in there.

Lewis also stated that other people in his family had used the bag.

Now Jerry boy is changing his story!

He says the gun found was a gift from an engraver following his annual telethon for the Muscular Dystrophy Association.

Lewis says, “Oh, I had a gun in my carrying case, which was given to me by a marvelous, marvelous engraver. Last year, at the telethon of ‘07, he presented me with this gorgeous gift. He presented it to me in the telethon office in ‘07. I put it in that traveling case, and I hadn’t traveled since that telethon ’til that day.”

He said the gun had been sitting in his office for a year in an unused traveling case.

Lewis added, “The case was sitting dormant in my office.”

That’s funny. We thought he said other family members had been using that bag in the mean time?

Inneresting.

As for his manager, she says there was indeed a hollowed-out prop gun that Lewis sometimes twirls during his show in his baggage, but it was apparently mixed in there with the real handgun given as a gift.

Riiiight.

She then added that she didn’t know previously about the gift and that she wasn’t sure which gun, the real or prop one, was the one confiscated by police.

But, Las Vegas policeman Bill Cassell said last month that if the gun was just a prop, “it wouldn’t be a weapon and we couldn’t cite him for carrying a weapon.”

Poor Jerry. Just blame it on senility!

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