Look at this.

Just look at it.

Three generations of FAIL.

Behold, Mother with child with…child!

Lynne accompanied daughter Jamie Lynn on a doctor’s appointment for her granddaughter Maddie, and then the family went on a little shopping trip at the Edgewood Mall in Mississippi, on Wednesday.

Much to our dismay, Jamie Lynn doesn’t look very preggers.

Yet.

Lynn looks like she just can’t wait to start writing her next tell-all. Good thing she had two daughters!

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Lynne Spears thinks you want to see a movie based on her new memoir, Through The Storm.

We’re sure Britney is pleased!

In case you hadn’t heard it a million times, Britney’s mom wrote a “tell-all” book recounting Britney’s problems with alcohol, drugs and teenage sex.

She left out the part about a pushy, money-grubbing mother.

Apparently, Lynne’s been shopping her idea around, and she even has her eyes set on Scary Movie’s Anna Faris to play BritBrit.

And who will play Lynne?

Lynne wants Julia Roberts to portray her!

Okay, Lynne - we’re sure Julia would love to join your freakshow circus. An Oscar-winner!

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On Thursday, Lynne Spears was a guest on Mike and Juliet Show.

She’s still hawking that book?????

She opened up about Jamie Lynn’s (first) pregnancy and confirms her daughter’s claim to OK! Magazine that she and hot babydaddy Casey are still together:

Lynne: “I thought she was joking when she first told me. I was looking at her face trying to wait for the punch line…wait for her to smile or joke.  She wanted the baby from the beginning.”

Mike: “Are she and the baby’s father together?”

Lynne: “She and the baby’s father are on. You can’t believe the media…I don’t know why they do that.”

Mike: “Did you think she was a virgin?”

Lynne: “Yes.”

Momma Spears also talked to Mike and Juliet about Sarah Palin’s teen pregnancy drama:

“I’m glad she didn’t have to go through as much scrutiny as I did.  That was good. Maybe people looked at and thought maybe we were kind of hard. Nobody wants their children to have these kinds of hardships or bumps. Who would
want that?”

What does she have to say to all the people who blame her for her daughters’ problems???

“People think I was this stage mom… that I was pushing my daughters to do what they did. I was actually their cheerleader. I have never been their manager…that’s never been my role. I was the one that got their coffee in the morning and out of bed.”

Hope she wasn’t letting them have coffee when they were too young!

Unfortunately, Lynne was not asked to address the report of a 2nd Jamie Lynn pregnancy.

Boo!

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This can’t be true! Can it??????

JAMIE LYNN IS PREGNANT Y’ALL!!!

According to The National Enquirer, the 17-year-old former star of Zoey 101 is 8 weeks along, a mere 3 months after giving birth to her first baby, Maddie Briann.

Oops! She did it again!

Lynne Spears apparently hit the roof when she found out and family and friends are urging Jamie to end the pregnancy. It’s already difficult being being a teen mother to one kid, but to two?

Morning sickness while breastfeeding?!

When Jamie missed her period and a home pregnancy test kit came back positive, she “cried her eyes out,” a source tells the mag.

Jamie apparently thought she couldn’t get pregnant while she was still breastfeeding, but didn’t she learn anything from her big sister?

We need to better edumicate the children of America about reproduction, y’all.

The family was trying to keep it a secret to everyone, including the baby daddy - but too late!

It’s called a condom!!!

We can’t wait to see how this will all pan out!

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Lynne Spears is speaking out in defense of her daughter Britney Jamie Lynn Spears and against U and the mainstream media.

This time around, though, we kind of concur with her.

Lynne is bothered by the fact that while Jamie was torn down by the media and portrayed as a stupid whore for being underage and getting pregnant, Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin and her trainwreck of a daughter, Bristol, are getting the golden treatment.

Lynne states the Palins are getting a “totally different reaction” to having an underage, pregnant daughter.

In an interview with Newsweek, Lynne says, “I mean, the mom, [Sarah] Palin, was celebrated for this. Every woman in the world has applauded her strength and her convictions and poor little old Jamie Lynn - you saw how she was crucified. Everybody did, firsthand … I just feel like it’s been a very hypocritical situation.”

True.

But, no worries. We agree. Bristol is a slut!

And, Palin, apparently didn’t have the proper safe-sex talk with her daughter.

Spears added, “Do I promote teen sex? Of course not. Do I promote teen pregnancy? Needless to state, of course not. But when it happens, you deal with it and you do the ideal you can do.”

Lynne also defended her daughter’s pic spread in OK! mag as many people were saying it “glamorized” teen pregnancy.

Lynne said, “Sometimes, when you’re a celebrity, you’ve to select the lesser of two evils. So she decided to do the OK! magazine, give a spread, give some pictures, and it really did ease off the paparazzi. It has lightened up her load a lot. If they call it glamorous, well I’m sorry. But everybody knows that once you get a new baby, it’s the most cherished time of your life - but it is not glamorous.”

Wonder if anyone will pay Slutty Bristol for shots of her and her baby????

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Britney & Jamie-Lynn’s momma keeps yapping away, and we love it!

Hawking her new “tell-all” memoir, Lynne was on the Today show this morning.

Check out what she had to say (above)!

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Mother of the year Lynne Spears has already revealed so much in her “tell all” new book, Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World.

She confirmed that Britney Spears lost her virginity at 14 to an 18 year old boyfriend, and that her daughter she started drinking at 13 and doing drugs at 15.

Her book comes out on September 24th.

Can’t wait to see what else is in there!

Well, to try and ensure as many readers as possible, Momma Spears is set to embark on a publicity campaign to hawk the new book.

PerezHilton.com has just learned that Lynne might be speaking on Larry King Live soon.

She is tentatively scheduled to be a guest on the show on Sept 24th, her book release date.

Wonder what she’ll say then!

Talk, Momma. TALK!!!

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Michael Lohan must be looking at her with pride.

Lynne Spears is out flogging the book in which she sells out her kids.

In a recent interview, she admits she’s not the ‘perfect mom’ and reveals the reason why she moved forward with the tome: “I wanted the truth out in my own words for myself and my family.”

She also said that she experienced “the hardest time of my life” during the course of daughter Jamie Lynne’s teenage pregnancy.

Lynne went on to admit that Britney and eldest kid Bryan have yet to read her book.

But, Jamie Lynn read it and ‘loved it’. She says, “Jamie Lynn loved the book. I started to cry because I told her, ‘I wanted so much for you to like it.’ And she got up and kissed me on the cheek and said, ‘Mama, thank you so much.’”

Lynne also revealed that her relationship with Britney “has undergone tremendous healing… We are back to four or five phone calls a day.”

Was that before or after the book came out?

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Such as Britney Spears being a whore at 14!

Last year, attorney Eric Ervin, who worked with Spears when she was a teenager, said in an interview that Britney’s whole “Virgin ’til Marriage” act was one big publicity stunt.

He says Britney popped her cherry at the young age of 14 and that it was to her then boyfriend Reg Jone.

Oh, and he also added that her and Justin Timberlake were intimate since the beginning.

But what would some former attorney know, right????

However, Momma Lynne Spears is now spilling some shocking news about Britney in an attempt to sell more copies of her book.

And in it, among many other things, she confirms that BritBrit did have sex at 14!

WTF?!?!

Lynne’s new book, Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World, confirms that Brit lost her virginity at 14 to an 18 year-old high school football player.

Isn’t that illegal?

And she also admits that Brit began drinking at the age of 13!

That’s illegal too!

And she started experimenting with drugs at 15!!!!

We’re LOVING this!

What we’ve known all along is coming out, though we’ll admit that it is a bit sad.

Brit had a fucked-up childhood and looks like Momma did nothing to help her.

Momma Spears even says that by the age of 16, Britney was caught with marijuana and cocaine on a private jet!

There seems to be a lot of talk about Britney in this book, which will be released on September 16th. We’re even tempted to buy it now.

But of course, Momma Spears isn’t to blame.

She says she simply regrets “losing control of Britney’s career to handlers who promoted her as a sex object and put her in raunchy videos.”

Oh, and she also admitted to “allowing” 16 year-old Brit to sleep with Justin Timberlake and that she went along with the public lie that Brit was saving herself til marriage.

A source said, “Lynne thought Britney was in love and Justin was good for her.”

Back in 2003 Timberlake told Barbra Walters that Britney “lost her virginity a while ago — and I should know.”

Wonder what else she wrote about Brit and sis Jamie Lynn Spears?

Looks like Brit and her Momma might not be speaking again for a while.

Profitting off your children: Never a good idea!

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It’s nice to know that in a time of need, one unwed teenage mom can show support for another!

Mother of the year Jamie Lynn Spears is reaching out to show her support to the daughter of John McCain’s best pick ever for VP, Sarah Palin.

A very close source has revealed to CelebTV that Jamie ordered a gift from the Beverly Hills baby store Petit Tresor to be sent to 17 year-old Bristol Palin.

But, even more interesting is the fact that the order was made from a call by Lynne Spears who requested the gift come from her daughter.

Are the Spears trying to get chummy with the family of the potential future VP????

The source says, “It was ordered by phone, and they asked what could be done for under $100. They spent $60 on pink burpcloths.”

At least they’re not throwing ridiculous amounts of money away on useless gifts.

What would U get Bristol Palin for a baby shower gift?

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With one daughter as a teen mother and another who suffered a breakdown and lost custody of her kids, it seems like a good idea that Lynne Spears doesn’t release her “parenting” book.

Instead, the book has taken a different turn.

The 53 year-old will soon be releasing a “tell-all” titled Lynne Spears: Through the Storm.

The book, which comes out on September 16th, will portray Lynne as a wonderful mom and will show her defending herself against the criticism that she’s failed as a mother.

An inside source tells In Touch Weekly, “She hates that people think she’s some horrible stage mom who pushed Britney and Jamie Lynn into stardom. In the book, Lynne writes that she never had any intention of profiting off her girls. She was only on the payroll when she was helping Britney with her fan club and web site.”

The source adds some information about Britney Spear as well, saying “Lynne dishes on Britney’s love life. She liked Kevin and even calls him a caring daddy. She just wishes they would have taken their relationship slower.”

As for BritBrit’s breakdown, the source adds, “It’s a mother’s worst nightmare. Her heart broke into a million pieces when she saw the look of despondency in Britney’s eyes.”

And what about daughter Jamie Lynn Spears? Seems momma Spears was upset about how she found out about the pregnancy.

The source says, “Lynne writes that they handed her a note. She was furious.” Though things have changed since the birth of the baby, and everything has been forgiven.

There is one person, though, that Lynne won’t be forgiving, and that is Britney’s former “manager”, sleazeball Sam Lufti. The source says Lynne “makes Sam out to be a monster and a predator who took advantage of Britney when she was most vulnerable.”

And finally, after reading the book, the source says, “You really feel for Lynne. All she ever wanted was to raise a happy and healthy, loving family.”

Could this source’s name be Lynne?????

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Not bad for 53!

Jamie Lynne’s mom, Lynne Spears, was spotted having din din in Los Angeles on Tuesday night.

And looking good!

Momma Lynne went out to grab a nibble at new hotspot STK.

Daughter Jamie Lynn is back home in Kentwood/McComb, but, according to new reports, she may be moving back to Los Angeles soon.

Good idea????

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Looks like the Spears family has some big skeletons in their closets.

Like murder!

We’re not joking.

It turns out Jamie Lynne‘ mom killed a young boy years ago.

Accidentally, of course.

The incident happened in Kentwood, LA, back in 1975 when Lynne Spears was 20 years old.

Lynne was driving her brother to the hospital after he’d suffered an injury when she ran over the 12 year old boy on his bicycle.

The National Enquirer has even gotten confirmation that the story is true from Lynn’s rep!

A family friend says, “To this day, Lynne hasn’t gotten over what she did. She gets that terrified look in her eye when she is thinking about it. She has told only a few people about the accident and always says, ‘Please don’t think I’m a bad person.’”

The young boy, Anthony Winters, lived along the route Lynne was taking.

Lynne’s rep says, “Anthony Winters and his friend were in the road on a curve on a bicycle. As Lynne rounded the curve she could not avoid the boy in the street as there was oncoming traffic in the opposite lane.”

Anthony later died at the hospital as a result of his injuries.

Her rep adds, “Lynne realized the boy was struck immediately and to this day is grieved by the Winters’ loss of their son.“

Sad. Sad. Sad.

Poor family.

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Lynne Spears has been rather quiet lately, but Jamie Lynne’s momma is speaking out about the impending arrival of her new grandchild and her hopes for the future.

Life & Style is touting an “exclusive interview” with Lynne in their new issue. An interview that sounds care about it was conducted outside the supermarket or while she was pumping gas! Not very long at all.

“I’m a bit disappointed that my youngest daughter got pregnant at such an early age,” she tells Life & Style. “All I can do is turn to God for answers and just leave it in his hands.”

But despite her frustration with the horny and irresponsible teen, Lynne is trying to focus on the positive.

“Jamie Lynn will be a wonderful mom,” she says. “She really has a way with children — she’s a natural nurturer. I just wish she had waited a bit.”

As for the future, Lynne remains hopeful for her daughter, telling Life & Style, “I think 2008 will be a better year for all of us.”

Let’s hope so!

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Is Britney finally getting better????

All signs point to a YES!!!!

Spears, whom we hope is still receiving treatment for her mental illness, was spotted with her mother, Lynne, in Los Angeles on Tuesday.

The pair bonded over clothes, shopping at the Miss Sixty store on Melrose before heading over to the Millennium Dance Studios in the Valley.

And, Brit Brit and mom were accompanied by their new bodyguards.

All good things!

Treatment is essential, though. They can’t ignore that.

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