08 Sep
Posted by as Beyonce, Fashion Smashion, Justin Timberlake, Mariah Carey, Rihanna, Wacky, Tacky & True

Blame the rude fan!
Some crazy shiz went down at the Fashion Rocks after party at New York’s Rainbow Bar this past weekend.
According to ” target=”_blank”>reports, Justin Timberlake had to dive for cover and dodge punches after his bodyguard tried to grab a mobile phone off a lady fan who had sneaked into the VIP area to snap a pic of the ex-N’Syncer!
What a douche-y bodyguard!
All hell broke loose when the rude girl’s friends stepped in to help her. Champagne glasses reportedly flew off the tables and shattered on the ground!
JT’s Fashion Rocks duet partner Beyonce, Mariah Carey, Rihanna and Chris Brown all had to duck for cover as well!
The divas were supposedly shrieking with horror as their security teams protected them from the flying glass.
Imagining Mimi ducking for cover makes us chuckle!
A witness to it all says:
“It was mayhem. Justin narrowly missed being punched in the face when a fan tried to take a photo of him on her camera, and his minder kicked off, screaming at the girl and snatching the camera off her to delete the pic. A huge commotion broke out with the fan’s male pals who tried to protect her. Fists were flying and JT was desperately trying to get out of the way.”
Guess who was thrown out of the party?
Justin’s bouncer!
GOOD!
[Image via Getty Images.]
Original post by Perez Hilton

E=MC2 is a dud in the Mariah Carey world.
It’s only sold about a million copies and they’re already on single #4 off the album!
Can you name singles 2 and 3?????
Mimi’s previous album, The Emancipation of Mimi, sold 10 million copies. By comparison, this latest one is a DISASTER.
Single numero 4 will be the song I’m That Chick.
Hopefully, Mimi and her people will start working on a new album ASAP!
[Image via WENN.]
Original post by Perez Hilton

As a young boy, did Nick Cannon ever imagine that his life would be as fabulous as it currently is?
Sources say Mariah Carey plans to spend some quality time with her new hubby this month and has plopped down $125,000 to rent an 18,000 square foot, 10 bedroom ‘farm house’ on 8 acres in East Hampton for a week.
Quick, Nick! Get her preggers and no matter what happens, you might be entitled to the divalicious life for at least 18 years!
It sounds a little big just for the two of them, but we’re assuming Mimz needs the room to house all the ‘help’ that she needs to be the one and only Mimi!
Insiders are also buzzing that Def Jam’s L.A. Reid will be ‘hosting’ a party for Nick and his sugar momma Moo at the ‘farm house’.
You know that’s going to be some party!
Hope we’re invited!!!
[Image via WENN.]
Original post by Perez Hilton

The ‘honeymoon’ will go on for Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon!
The Daily Mirror reports that Mimi just plunked down $5 million for a luxurious new Caribbean home.
As y’all know, Mimz and Nick were married this past May in the Bahamas.
Their new West Indies love nest reportedly has five bedrooms, Jacuzzi and indoor swimming pool.
Hubby is so spoiled!
[Image via WENN.]
Original post by Perez Hilton
It sure looks like it!
Click here to watch Mariah’s performance of I’ll Be Loving You Long Time on Kimmel last night.
How come there were so few close-ups too????
Original post by Perez Hilton

What was Mimi up to this weekend????
Mariah kicked it with her husband, Nick Carey, at the Aura nightclub in the Bahamas.
A true diva keeps her sunglasses on at all times - even in a dark club!
We’re sure she’s very happy Mr. Carey is making some of his own money. Nick was hired to DJ at the club, located in the Atlantis resort.
His money is his money, and her money….is his money!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
Original post by Perez Hilton

All is supposedly well in Mimidise.
Mariah Carey told MTV that the rumors claiming things are rocky between she and hubby Nick Cannon Carey are straight-up falsified, homie.
“It’s good. Life is beautiful, and things are going well,” says Mimi, “I’m like, ‘Why would we’ve gotten married?’ People are going to state what they state, but what would be the purpose? I guess other people do those things for a purpose, but I don’t know.”
The hitmaker has also revealed that she and Nick want to begin a family.
Nick would be a good daddy claims Mimoo: “I couldn’t envision anybody that I’ve ever met being a better dad.”
Imagine a Mimz daughter. Divalicous scariness!
[Image via Getty Images.]
Original post by Perez Hilton

Mimi is among us!
Mariah Carey went shopping in Malibu on Thursday.
The newlywed was accompanied by husband Nick Cannon on an expedition for new furniture.
While she sipped on champaign, he drank his Jamba Juice - like a good boy does!
[Image via Buzz Foto.]
Original post by Perez Hilton

Brace yourselves, lambs.
Mariah Carey is going on tour!
The singer announced the big news on the JohnJay & Rich morning radio show on Wednesday.
Rejoice!
Mimoo said the tour is still in the planning stages.
Stay tuned to PerezHilton.com for all the deets!
Original post by Perez Hilton

Mr. & Mrs. Mariah Carey have been spotted spending some quality time together….in public!
It seems the two are trying to squash the rumors of an unhappy marriage.
And, what better place to do that at than in Walt Disney World.
She took her little boy to the Happiest Place On Earth!
The happily married couple spent some time in Orlando’s Grand Floridian Resort & Spa.
The two are vacationing there after a two-week trip to the Bahamas.
Must be a hard life.
Mimi’s last public appearance was June 1st in Tokyo!
[Image by Diana Zalucky via Walt Disney World..]
Original post by Perez Hilton

Speaking of Mimi….
PerezHilton.com has exclusively obtained this picture, your first look at Mariah’s new tattoo!
While Nick has her name scrawled in huge letter across his upper back, Carey has this dainty little butterfly inked with “Mrs. Cannon” tattooed near her ass crack.
When the marriage ends in a few months, that should be easy to cover up!
Original post by Perez Hilton

Mariah Carey has been missing in action lately!
That we know of, the singer has not been seen in public since an appearance in Tokyo on June 1st.
What gives????
She’s got a new album to promote. Mimi should be hustling!
While it seems like the singer has been enjoying (or not) being a newlywed, Carey does grace the pages of the new issue of Elle magazine, and PerezHiton.com has an exclusive preview of the juicy article.
Mimi on….
On her disastrous first marriage to Tommy Mottola:
“When I was unhappy in a place in my life, I always wanted to be kidnapped. I just wanted a way out, but I didn’t’ have one.”
On her meeting Nick Cannon:
“He sort of kidnapped me and took me on a helicopter ride. Then he re-proposed.”
On keeping the relationship a secret:
“We really kept the whole relationship aspect of it quiet. Therefore, we didn’t really ‘date,’ you know what I mean? Because that would give people a opportunity to be like, ‘What are you doing? What are you speaking about? This is so quick…are you sure?’”
Her sarcastic approach to the media gossip:
“It’s difficult, especially when legitimate press is saying, “They’re having a $4 million wedding.’ Why? What – did we set a budget?’ “It’s gonna be $4 million! It’s going to be really cool! We’re going to give away gold as people leave! We’re going to sprinkle them with gold! It’s going to be very Coming to America! What do they think? Our whole point [in having the unannounced beach wedding] was to do the opposite!”
On her blended racial heritage:
“It’s such a visual society in which we live that people forget, ‘Oh yeah, her father’s black,’ Carey states. “So, many things will be said in front of me that wouldn’t be said in front of another friend whose complexion might be slightly darker.”
On record labels using her racial heritage to promote her music:
“A friend pointed out that I was marketed by a big large conglomerate that did like the ambiguity of my voice lending itself to [making air quotes] ‘soul’ music,” she says. “They liked the fact that the look sort of was, and is, ambiguous.”
On Presidential candidate Barack Obama:
“I can relate a lot to so many of the stories he tells. Clearly I am not the political analyst of the ages, but this is something that hits me on a deeper level than anything I’ve ever experienced growing up.”
On Nick and previous relationships:
“We really do share a similar spiritual outlook on life….Although people have their own fears about ‘Was I in a relationship before this, was I not in relationship before this,’ to me, I wasn’t in a real relationship; it was more of a friendship and working situation.”
Original post by Perez Hilton

Where has Mimoo been hiding????
The singer has been M.I.A. lately, though her assistant husband was in Vegas this past weekend.
Seem like life with a diva is more piss than bliss!
A Mariah Carey insider claims that Nick Cannon is having a hard time adjusting to life as Mimi’s bitch boy.
The source tells a British tabloid, “Things are really bad between them. The honeymoon period was over before it began. Nick’s been surprised at just how demanding his wife is. He feels like her skivvy and moans she has him waiting on her hand and foot. Of course, they met not long before they decided to get married so there were always going to be things they needed to learn about each other. It appears Nick’s learned he doesn’t like her very much.”
Seriously?
We’re pretty certain that Mimi’s demanding, diva insanity is pretty apparent the moment you meet her.
We think Nick has learned that money can’t buy happiness.
Well, at least until the divorce is final.
Nick would probs be the recipient of fat alimony checks, right?
[Image via WENN.]
Original post by Perez Hilton

Bad news for Mariah and her lambs.
Carey’s new single, Bye Bye has officially bombed!
The song drops out of the Top 20 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart this week. It slides from 19 to 23.
Bye Bye failed to make it into the Top 10!
How fast is she getting a third single out????
[Image via WENN.]
Original post by Perez Hilton