It’s a celebrity cover face-off!

Who’s face do people want to buy?????

Forbes magazine conducted a survey to determine the best celebrity face.

They gathered data from People, Star, US Weekly, In Touch Weekly, Life & Style and OK! over a year long period ending June 30th and eliminated covers that did not feature one celebrity exclusively.

The data was analyzed in terms of issues sold as compared to each magazine’s average newsstand sales, number of full magazine covers, and each star’s “likability,” as determined by E-Poll Market Research.

Now, we’re going to reward you for reading through all that statistical jargon and tell you who earned the number one position out of ten.

Ready?

It was none other than one-third of the Holy Celebritrinity: Angelina Jolie.

(The other two parts are, of course, Brad Pitt, with the kids counting as one.)

Our Lady of Perfection won in all three categories: sales, number of covers, and likability.

The world just loves a Madonna-Former-Whore.

Jennifer Aniston came in second, falling from last year’s first place. She also averaged well in all three categories.

We guess people like to hear her whine about her relationship problems after all.

Heath Ledger rounded out the top three positions, one of only two males in the top ten. His third place can be attributed to his untimely demise, with magazines offering answers to his still mysterious death. It seems that the world also loves a good tragedy, because Owen Wilson finished up the list at number ten, with readers’ interested piqued by his suicide attempt.

Suri Cruise and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt represented the under-ten players, coming in at 7th and 8th place, respectively. People really love those Jolie-Pitts.

New mothers Nicole Richie and Jamie Lynn Spears came in 5th and 4th, both with impressive sales, but low in likability, knocking down their scores.

Surprisingly, Jessica Simpson made the list at 6th place. But, only because her face is plastered everywhere because otherwise she ranked pretty low in likability. In fact, it’s probably only because people despise “Yoko Romo” for dragging down their precious Tony Romo and his football team.

So that leaves one spot less and who got it?

Publicity-humping Heidi Montag came in 9th. But with all of her and boyfriend Spencer’s freakin coverage, are you really that surprised? And that’s the only reason she was in the top ten at all, because girlfriend is almost as disliked as Britney Spears, which is not to say that BritBrit is hated. It’s just that with a tabloid headline almost ever other day covering some crazy antic or another, people get tired of it.

But, the very least likable celebrity was our own fave Slutty Cyrus, despite her near billionaire status.

And why is that?

“Here is a teenager who’s quickly becoming a multi-millionaire, if not a billionaire. It’s pretty hard to relate to that,” says In Touch Weekly editor Michelle Lee.

And relatability is becoming increasingly important in magazine sales as wallets become increasingly slender. The mags have about five seconds to catch your attention as you stand in line at the super market, wondering what the hold up ahead is, and if you’re going to shell out the 4 bucks for a mag on top of that already escalating grocery bill, it better be something you really really want, right?

So be prepared to see a lot more Jolie…unless the mags jump the shark and commit another Britney overload.

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Watch out Island girls!

The Butterscotch Stallion is heading your way!

According to InTouch Weekly, Owen Wilson is moving to Maui, Hawaii.

The actor reportedly spent a week visiting good pal Woody Harrelson in Maui starting on August 7th and fell in love with the tropical paradise.

He’s supposedly digging the environmentally friendly lifestyle too.

Woody lives in a completely solar-powered, sustainable community featuring organic farming.

How hippy dippy!

A source said, “It’s 100 percent green living. Owen likes it so much that he made an offer on a home there.”

We’ve never been to Hawaii. Sounds relaxing… and boring!

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Kate Hudson and ex-beau Owen Wilson sure are handling their breakup in very different ways.

Eyewitnesses claim that Wilson, who reportedly battled a heroin addiction last year, has been boozin’ and hanging out at strip clubs in Philadelphia - his latest movie, Marly and Me, has been shooting in the city of brotherly love the last few weeks.

Strip joint workers point out that he prefers the company of boobalicious strippers who look like the blonde Hudson.

Owen’s rep failed to respond to an email and call about the claims.

In contrast, Kate’s been enjoying the company of super sportsman Lance Armstrong. The adorable couple’s been spotted numerous times hanging out and dining in Armstrong’s home town of Austin.

We hope Wilson doesn’t head down a destructive path again!

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There were signs that this was coming!

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are OVER, according to new reports.

Their rekindled romance didn’t even last two months!

A friend of Wilson’s says, “It was a pretty bad breakup. Owen said it was a tough one. He definitely doesn’t want to dwell on it. He wants to put it behind him.”

We’re guessing that Owen’s propositioning girls for 3somes in Miami recently didn’t sit too well with Kate.

A Hudson insider reported, “She feels dumb thinking it was so serious.”

She shouldn’t feel dumb for thinking it was so serious. She should feel dumb for trying to make it work with someone who had an alleged heroin problem last year!!!!!!

Owen is also a major player and will likely always be.

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Kate Hudson’s gonna be pissed!

The actress’ boyfriend, Owen Wilson, allegedly picked up some hot chick at Miami’s Purdy Lounge last weekend and asked the lovely to do the menage a trois thing with him and a buddy believed to be Vince Vaughn, who was in town that weekend, the Miami Herald is reporting.

According to one of our sources Wilson was allegedly seen picking up yet another hot chick at Purdy Lounge last weekend. According to our source, Wilson picked her up, invited her back to a boat at the Sunset Harbour marina, on which he allgedly propositioned her to join he and a male friend (hmmm, Vince Vaughn was in town that weekend) to a menage a trois.

According to the snitch, the hot chick was disgusted with the offer and declined.

Are the O’son Twins already ovah?

If not, then this revelation might kick the breakup proceedings off!

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While Jennifer Aniston was busy getting cozy with John Mayer in Miami this weekend…

Man’s former boyfriend, Vince Vaughn, was getting chummy with her new co-star, Owen Wilson.

The unkempt duo were catching a beach volleyball game and riding around the beach on their bikes.

What does Jen think about their budding friendship????

And, what does Vaughn think about the whole Mayer thing???

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Kate Hudson took a break from filming Bride Wars in the Boston area to celebrate her 29th birthday in Miami this past weekend with on-again love, Owen Wilson this weekend.

The two started off the celebration on Saturday with lunch at Gloria Estefan’s restaurant, Lario’s, where they were joined by Owen’s parents.

They topped of the lunch with a very Cuban birthday tradition — a tres leches cake! Yum yum

The O’son Twins were spotted later that evening at Ago for dinner and then drinks at Skybar.

An onlooker reported that the blond duo “were very sweet looking, it was super lovey-dovey.”

Let’s hope Kate can keep Owen off the drugs! And let’s hope Owen definitely keeps any bad influences away from Hudson’s son!

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Together again!

Best buddies Owen Wilson and Woody Harrelson catch a tennis match in Miami on Saturday.

Why is Matthew McConogay not up in this action???

Bromance et trois!

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With the sudden and tragic death of Heath Ledger this is especially trouble!

Owen Wilson stunned us all when he attempted suicide last August and it was later revealed that he was struggling with a hardcore substance abuse problem.

Now, the actor is raising many red flags.

On January 17th, Wilson popped into Green House Smoke Shop in Venice, California, Life & Style reports.

“He was friendly,” an insider tells the mag. “Owen spent 20 minutes in the Green House Smoke Shop browsing the pipes and bongs. He bought one of the biggest bongs and spent almost $300 on it.”

Owen seemed concerned about not being spotted. “He was worried that someone might have seen him coming out,” the insider says. “He hid behind a FedEx truck for 30 seconds before darting to his car!”

While marijuana is not heroin….STILL.

Wilson shouldn’t be doing anything!

Hopefully Owen will get his shit sorted out, for his own good.

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Owen Wilson found some time during his mancation with Woody Harrelson this past weekend in Miami to get in some female action.

The recovering actor was spotted taking a stroll on Saturday with an unidentified petite blonde woman.

As soon as Owen spotted the paparazzi, though, he immediately split from the girl. They both ran in different directions, only to hook up 15 minutes later at another location.

Slick!

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As PerezHilton.com was the first to report, Owen Wilson and Woody Harrelson are currently having a “guys” getaway in Peru.

And, these new pictures show the close friends engaging in some male “bonding.”

A local news crew caught the pair in Peru’s Andes bathing in an irrigation ditch wearing just their boxer shorts on Wednesday.

Then, they went back to their tent and massaged each other.

Then, they watched Brokeback Mountain on their portable DVD player and cuddled.

Fun! Secure in their masculinity!

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Our South American sources are telling us that Owen Wilson and good pal Woody Harrelson are currently in Peru taking in the sights.

They are expected to visit Machu Pichu and other local ruins.

Don’t drink the tea!

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So the fling with Jessica Simpson didn’t work out. Owen Wilson got himself something even better - a model.

Her name is Le Call. How unfortunate!

The pair have been spending a lot of time together recently. On Thursday, they hit up Malibu for a dip in the cold Pacific Ocean.

Jessica is livid!

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Owen Wilson attended the Guggenheim International Gala in NYC on Thursday night.

The actor, who was hospitalized for an attempted suicide just a few months ago, was seen hitting up the hotspots in Manhattan since he arrived last week.

He’s been spotted at the Waverly Inn and the Rose Bar.

Rumored new girlfriend Jessica Simpson was not with Wilson at the Guggenheim gala. She’s not that into art. But she does love poetry!

Whatever happened to that book of poetry and photography that Jessica wanted to release???

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Owen Wilson and Woody Harrelson are totally getting all Brokeback, aren’t they????

The very good pals joined Jessica Simpson and Willie Nelson in Austin recently at a video shoot for the country crooner’s new single.

Woody Wilson. Owen Harrelson.

That just works!

Don’t they make a cute couple?

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