A New York Magazine reporter bumped into Anna Wintour at the National Book Awards this past week, and being a good reporter, asked the current Vogue editor about those retirement rumors milling about.

Well, girlfriend’s pussy exploded and she gave the inquisitive journo a piece of her mind!!!

NY Mag: There have been some rumors, and we were wondering if you had plans for retirement.
Anna Wintour: I’m so sorry, I think that’s an extremely rude question. Leave me alone.
NY Mag: Might we ask what you would do if you did retire?
Anna Wintour: No. Just go away.
NY Mag: Okay, thank you, enjoy your dinner.

Simple there, defensive!

The report points out that the devil didn’t deny the rumors.

When’s the retirement statement coming out?????

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On Thursday, Alaska’s huntress governor and the GOP’s former VP nominee, Sarah Palin, visited one of her state’s turkey farms to do a ceremonial, Thanksgiving-themed ‘pardoning’ of one of the birds.

A humane act from a woman who shoots wolves from a helicopter?

We thought we were dreaming!

And, of course, since Sexy Sarah was involved there was a ton of press there to capture all the moments on the turkey farm.

But, after the pardon ceremony, things took a turn for the crazy!

Clueless Sarah decided to speak shop with the reporters in front of some turkey slaughter contraption.

This isn’t a joke. Turkey heads get chopped off in the background as S.S. Palin speaks government stuff!!!!

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Sexy’s reality is crazier than made up Hollywood shiz!

Our file of golden Palin moments is bulging!

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Jean-Claude Van Damm chatted with Newsweek recently about his new motion picture, JCVD, an indy flick all about….himself!

The stuff he reveals about himself or the film isn’t that interesting.

The thing that caught our attention is how he hits on the reporter during the interview!

It brings the LOLs!

Mind you, Jean-Claude is currently married to his fifth wife.

Looks like he might be on the look out for his sixth!

Newsweek reporter: Beautiful? Why?
JCVD: I really opened myself up in “JCVD.” I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.

Newsweek: OK —
JCVD: It was like being naked—I would love to be naked in front of you.

Newsweek: Well, I —
Not being naked being naked. I state such things in Hong Kong and they thought I was being a crazy JCVD: Frenchman. Being naked of protection.

Newsweek: So you ‘ve no regrets at all?
JCVD: Believe me—I’ve done very good stuff and very crazy stuff, and I don’t regret the crazy stuff. So are you in New York?

Newsweek: Yes, I am.
JCVD: And are you 27, or 32?

Newsweek: I ‘ m 22.
JCVD: Oh, f–––. That’s very young. Will you come to the premiere?

Newsweek: I don ‘ t know. When is it?
JCVD: I don’t know. You’ll wear all black, a black dress and high heels?

Newsweek: Uh —
JCVD: You can come find me, I will be the one with the very broad shoulders, dark hair and a simple suit. We can have some champagne, you and me.

Wonder what his wife considers this!

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Anything that involves Michael Jackson is bound to get weird!

So it’s no surprise then that in the case of Sheikh versus Jacko for $7 million, a “brain-power guru” should make an appearance.

Apparently Abdulla bin Hamad al-Khalifa (Who was duped harder than Sexy Sarah talking to France) spent $350,000 to import “mind-mapping and motivational guru” Tony Buzan to Bahrain during Jackson’s stay there. He hoped that Buzan could get wacko’s brain juices flowing.

He should know that Jacko’s brain juices leaked out his nose long ago!

This is, of course, on top of the lawsuit that claims Wacko did not follow through on a contract with the sheikh for an autobiography, album, and musical.

Jackson is trying to testify via video from LA and not in court in London. His lawyer claims Jacko is too ill with a yet unknamed ailment to fly.

Is vertigo genetic?

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Okay Stephen Baldwin, we get it, you’re an idiot.

You don’t have to continue to prove it to us!

But the man insists on talking, and this time he’s rescinding the comments he made previously regarding Barack Obama.

Amongst other things, he called the President-elect a ‘cultural terrorist.’

Backtracks Baldwin, “The liberal Democrats who didn’t get that I was joking need to lighten up. Obama is obviously talented and intelligent, and I have great respect for the man. He’s got my full support, and I’m gonna be praying for him and his administration.”

Oh, you were just kidding!

You so funny Baldtwit!

A hundred comedians out of work and you wanna be one!

To top it off, in regard to gay marriage, Baldtwit states, “If they legalize gay marriage in all 50 says in my lifetime, I’ll get a Billy Ray Cyrus tattoo on my butt to go with the Hannah Montana one.”

Ugh, please don’t. We’re sure that would make Michael Lohan jealous when he’s doing you doggy style!!!

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A suspended Moorestown, NJ police officer named Robert Melia Jr. seems to have some major screws loose.

He’s been charged in a 45-count criminal indictment with multiple counts of sexually assaulting juvenile girls in his home between 2000 and 2008.

AND, police also allege he’d sex with cows.

Sounds like he needs jail and some intense therapy.

And he needs to work on his mug shot posing too!

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She’s the most pleasant Hollywood tart in the land!

Perezcious reader Sue from Staten Island, NY was the latest victim of Jessica “Please Call Me Latina” Alba’s bitchiness.

Here’s her story:

Hi Perez…

I emailed you last week that a movie that Jessica Alba was starring in was being filmed on the street where I live, in Staten Island, one of the 4 boroughs of NYC. The town where I live is considered upper middle class, very residential. Well, I happened to see her right near my house, so I took my 8 year old nephew to see her (he is a huge fan of Fantastic 4). I brought my camera with me and went over to her and asked if he could have a picture with her. She looked at me, looked down at my nephew and turned away from us. She then stated, No, I do not grant my pic taken. Needless to state my nephew was heartbroken.

I wanted to rip her hair our of her head and knock her teeth down her throat. How can these people disappoint kids the way they do? She should be ashamed of herself. How disgusting.

Oh Jessica, Jessica, Jessica!

You could’ve handled situation with a tiny more grace.

This just means that anytime any Perezcious reader sees her in public, you MUST ask Alba for a pic!!!!

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Was there some mixing of meds going on?

On Sunday, Courtney Love blogged 60 times on her MySpace page.

What an inordinate number of posts for one day!

The content of the posts were also pretty whacked out!!!

- In one post she mentions that she is suicidal.

- In another she shared pictures of designer dresses that she says her former housekeeper, Miriam Torres, stole from her. “Miriam’s a cow, into black magic and she took all she could,” said Court.

- In a post titled “people are fuckiing evil”, she said,”Some people in my life right now haven’t been able to keep secrets or be honest or positive.”

Is this what daughter, Frances Bean has to deal with each day?

Poor child.

Maybe it’s time for Court’s people to install something like Google’s ‘drunk email protector’ thing on her personal.

We also hope Court’s friends step in.

She mentioned suicide! That’s not a good thing!!!

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We’ll skip the editorializing on this and just report the facts.

South Carolina Catholic priest Jay Scott Newman has told his parishioners in a letter that if they voted ‘Barack Hussein Obama’ and don’t ask for forgiveness for doing so before taking the Body and Blood of Christ, their souls will be at risk!

His reason?

Says the priest, “Our nation has chosen for its chief executive the most radical pro-abortion politician ever to serve in the United States Senate or to run for president. Voting for a pro-abortion politician when a plausible pro-life alternative exists constitutes material cooperation with intrinsic evil, and those Catholics who do so place themselves outside of the full communion of Christ’s Church and under the judgment of divine law. Persons in this condition should not receive Holy Communion until and unless they are reconciled to God in the Sacrament of Penance, lest they eat and drink their own condemnation.”

Wow. Wow. Wow.

What do U think about what this priest is doing????

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Lots of horny old dudes might soon be retiring in Mexico City!

The Mexican capital will soon be giving out free Viagra and other impotence drugs to those men over 70 years-old.

Sex-happy Mayor Marcelo Ebrard says that the city is implementing the new plan because sexuality “has a lot to do with quality of life and our happiness.”

Hell yeah!

Yesterday, Armando Ahued, the City Health Secretary, said the government will begin handing out doses of one or two Viagra, Levitra or Cialis pills starting on December 1st.

Just in time for the holidays!

The pills will be distributed at three centers that focus on specializing in sexual health for the elderly.

According to Ahued, there’s an estimated 112,000 men 70 or older that live in the Federal District, which has a total population of 8.7 million.

Should the United Says begin providing free Viagra to all men 70 and older too?

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In your mind, does Kanye West = music’s Michael Jordan?

Well, to Chicago-bred Kanye, that’s how he sees himself!

Here’s what Kanye had to say in a new interview :

“I realize that my place and position in history is that I’ll go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade, I’ll be the loudest voice. It’s me settling into that position of just really accepting that it’s one thing to state you want to do it and it’s another thing to really end up being like Michael Jordan.”

Sheesh. Watching all those Chicago Bulls games as a kid got to you, eh, Kanye?

Thoughts?

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Booze + testosterone is a bad combo!

According to reports, the Irish lads of boy band Boyzone got into a liquor fueled fight with Rihanna’s band in a Sydney club a few days ago.

It all went down because the boozy Boyzone guys tried to chat up a Riri band members’ lady friend.

Stephen Gately of the boy band stated, “It was over a girlfriend of one of Rihanna’s band members. We just wanted to chat and be friendly and this guy tries to rough us up. It was his girl and then all the other guys from the band start getting fresh with us - so it was on there and then.”

Security broke the fight up and gave everyone involved a ’stern talking to’.

We bet Princess Riri was not pleased!

Guess Boyzone won’t be opening up for her anytime soon!

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Stephen Baldwin will do anything for attention.

He’s up to his old tricks again.

Apparently Slutty Cyrus dared Baldtwit to get the initials of her Disney channel show’s character, Hannah Montana, inked on his body in return for a cameo.

Because a cameo on the Hannah Montana show is completely worth a stupid H and M on your body for the rest of your life, Baldtwit went for it, so now Slutty has to own up to her side of the bargain.

We’re sure Disney is thrilled!

He really should have gotten his lover’s initials instead - M.L. for Michael Lohan.

They should all just go to the moon and start a large stupid colony up there.

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This made us scratch our head.

Bihan grew up on Long Island in NY, not the deep South, right?

She called our President-elect ‘colored’ in an interview with Access Hollywood’s Maria Menounos.

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This made us scratch our head.

Bihan grew up on Long Island in NY, not the deep South, right?

She called our President-elect ‘colored’ in an interview with Access Hollywood’s Maria Menounos.

Click here to watch the video.

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