Wow, this is horrible.

We can’t even stop crying.

Poor Jodie Sweetin.

It’s just been announced that the former Full Home actress and attention seeker is splitting from her husband of only a year.

Sweetin filed papers on Wednesday in Orange County for legal separation from her hubby who she reportedly credits for helping her get off drugs.

Guess this is good content for her boring upcoming book.

Seriously though, we bet Sweetin probably leaked out the information of her own divorce to get press.

How lame.

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Former Full Home child actress and recovering drug addict Jodie Sweetin must be hard up for cash!

That or she has to be delusional to think people really care about her life!

The girl know mostly as Stephanie Tanner has just signed on to write a book about her childhood and troubles growing up.

It will also deal with the years she spent addicted to and later recovering from drugs.

And reports are that Sweetin’s book just sold at auction for six figures.

Seriously?

Who would even care enough to read that?

Sweetin has signed on to write her book for Simon Spotlight.

Six figures for Stephanie Tanner = way overpayed!

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Ah, yes, the downward spiral!

A familiar place for celebs who rise to fame too fast to figure out how to manage their money.

The spiral has now claimed Damon Dash, who was once a rather prominent hip-hop mogul with a hand in everything from record labels, to clothing lines, to films, vodka, and night clubs.

His empire has all come crashing down in a wave of lawsuits pushing Dash for money long-owed and yet to be paid.

Pay up, player!!!!

In 2006 Dash bragged about his butler and his chef, owning 1,300 pairs of shoes, and being worth “$50 million.”

How quickly it goes!

2 years later, Dash is losing his SUV, two Tribeca condominiums, and has got a few people pissed for not paying up, including the say of New York, to which Dash owes $2.1 million in taxes.

His lawyer has dropped him as well, for not coughing up legal fees. And Dash is positively buried in lawsuits at the moment.

Attorney Jason Gabbard - who represented a fashion firm in a suit against Dash and his wife over $148,505 in unpaid fees - put it nicely and succinctly, “I’ve worked with musicians, artists and entertainers that in the eyes of the media are very wealthy, but to borrow a phrase from my Kentucky homeland, they haven’t got a pot to piss in - they’re broke.”

Ouch!

An email from Dash spokeswoman Amanda Silverman stated that he’d “won all of his lawsuits.”

Liar liar, pants on fire!

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Reality TV’s spitting sweetheart is engaged!

Dubbed “Pumkin” by Flava Flav and launched into notoriety quicker than that fateful spitwad hit Muppet-faced New York, Brooke Thompson is finally settling down.

We wonder what good the Charm School training will do for her wedding.

Engaged to security/bodyguard Evan Doty (What a lucky lad!), we’re sure it will be a classy affair!

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Brad Garret, formerly of Everybody Cares about Raymond, went off on the paparazzi again last night.

Only, this time, it got violet!

The D-list actor and A-list asshole assaulted one photog and broke his camera, for no apparent reason other than they were taking his picture after he asked them not to.

He’s lucky they’re even taking his pic!!!!

He’s also probably acting out for attention. But violence is NEVER the answer!

Click here to watch Garret in all his douche-y-ness.

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As we mentioned yesterday, Mickey Rourke has a case of the Isaiah Washington syndrome.

On Sunday night, Rourke was heading to a Los Angeles night club with his beard lady friend, and no, it wasn’t Evan Rachel Wood. No one really wants to be seen with her in public!

When a paparazzo asked Rourke about the reports of him being with Evan Rachel Whore, the “actor” got a bit defensive. He yelled out, “Tell that faggot who wrote all that shit in the paper I’d like to break his fucking legs.”

But now the hate speech-spewing wacktor is backpedaling.

In a recent statement yesterday, Rourke said “I want to sincerely apologize for the derogatory word I used. It was insensitive and inappropriate of me and I am deeply sorry that I might have offended anyone.” Somehow we don’t think that’s very sincere.

As for Wood, she’ll jump at any chance to get press for herself.

She told People mag yesterday that, “Everybody thinks we’re dating and we’re not. Mickey and I bonded while shooting The Wrestler and we became friends, but nothing more.”

Someone should tell her to halt talking to the media.

As for Rourke, he’s gotten in trouble in the past for using hate words. Back in 2006 he called a drunken fan a Fag as well and almost got into a fight with him.

And in an interview after the incident back then he said, “Look, I’m not afraid to state the word fag. I’ve got plenty of gay friends. We toss the word around.”

Do you’ve plenty of black friends too and toss other words around?

Hater!

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In Hollywood, when all else fails, just make a sex tape!

You too could be driving around in a snazzy brand new convertible!

Just look at Ray-J here - a kid in a candy shop.

We mean hey, it’s only your dignity you’ve to give up!

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After finally winning her long battle with her weight, Carnie Wilson now has even more reason to celebrate.

The musician just found out that she’s pregnant with her second child with husband Rob Bonfiglio.

Carnie tells OK! that after testing positive with a home pregnancy test and unable to reach her husband at a jazz gig, she “taped the pregnancy test to the front door and drew a picture of little stick figures of Daddy, Mommy, Lola and then a little little one.” She thinks that the baby was conceived to She’s Leaving Home by The Beatles.

Thanks for not only the visual, but the audio as well.

At least it wasn’t The Beach Boys.

Wilson states she hopes for twins because it runs in her family. She also states that she’ll maintain her workout routine through her pregnancy, increasing her walks from three days a week to five.

While Carnie hopes for a boy, 3-year-old Lola already has a name picked out. During an ultrasound Carnie states that Lola “pointed to the screen and was laughing, ‘That’s my brother Jake!’”

Lola might be a little disappointed however, as Italin tradition dictates that the first son be named after his dad.

Either way, Carnie is happy and looking forward to repeating the whole process (Of gaining weight, having baby, losing weight - whew!).

“Motherhood is challenging, but it’s so fun,” she states.

Celebrity Fit Club’s got her contract ready.

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Here’s something we don’t see often - a celebrity admitting to a relationship.

Turns out that rapper Nelly is pretty “serious” with his long-term girlfriend, Ashanti.

In a new interview, while celebrating his 34th birthday party in Vegas on Sunday, Nelly spoke about his gal pal

He states, “That’s the thing between me and her, we just like having fun.”

Deep!

Unfortunately, Ashanti wasn’t at his birthday party this weekend, as she’s currently in Japan.

Nelly did admit though that the two of them have been “hanging out for a minute.” Though they’ve been linked together, on and off, for over five years.

And as to how serious their relationship is, Nelly opens up about that as well.

He says, “I think it’s always serious when you can hang with a person continuously … and [“still”] have fun.”

As for Ashanti, she recently stated in an interview this summer that an engagement could “definitely [be] in the future.”

Wonder how long until they get married, pop out a kid, and then get divorced?

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Awww you guys! Tara Reid wants us all to stop criticizing her plastic surgery ravaged body.

She doesn’t understand that we’re making fun of her body in addition to the hasbeen career she pissed away as a pAArty-girl boozehound.

She calls her plastic surgery scars her “battle wounds.”

No, the battle wounds are the ones on our eyeballs after their subjugation to your mutilated mammary.

Terror is currently working on a tacky line of fortune cookie casual wear for divorced mothers in the Valley to wear while they drive their SUVs and fetch Starbucks. It’s called Mantra, and features different colors for different moods. Tara explains, “Red is for love, green for luck, white for peace – everything gives you a mantra of the day.”

Quaint.

She adds, “I made this line about feeling good about yourself.”

No need to go through all that work, Tara. All we have to do is look at you to feel good about ourselves.

Ouch!

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The U.K. can’t be THAT desperate for celebs, are they?!

The Brit ‘reality’ competition show, I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, have reportedly offered former Desperate Housewives player Jesse Metcalfe almost $200K to take part in the new season.

Lame!

What a waste of money!

These days, Jesse is best known for going to rehab and….

What else???

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American Idol (season 1) bottom feeder, Nikki McKibbin, is now saying that snarky Simon Cowell pushed her into the downward spiral that landed her on a season of Celebrity Rehab (The word “celebrity” used loosely here).

She states that she departed from the show in her third place position “lacking self-confidence.”

Because she was selected for solos in choir, Nikki found it difficult to hear that she wasn’t good enough. And, while she does not blame Cowell for her addiction, she says that his nasty comments added to the “addict she already was.”

She confesses that she used to sneak booze into the AI dorms and nightcap with a drink or two.

Naturally, the booze only exacerbated her depression, plunging her to depths that found her with a stint in a psych ward and an eternal Z-list career on reality Television.

Look what you did Cowell!

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This is good!

Check out Dustin Diamond getting his butt kicked by Dennis Rodman on Hulk Hogan’s new CMT show, Celebrity Championship Wrestling.

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In a new tell-all book, former Brady Bunch whore sweetheart Maureen McCormick reveals all the saucy deets of a child actor’s life gone awry that we just love to eat up!

Her secret life is riddled with all the usual vices: drugs, sex, depression, weight issues, wild Playboy parties, and even a couple of abortions!

But, of course, no one could suspect the actress who portrayed the iconic Marcia Brady of anything other than sunshine and rainbows, and certainly not of swapping spit with co-star Barry Williams, who played her on-screen brother.

That’s…sort of gross?

Other flings include Steve Martin and even Michael Jackson. But, she says she sabotaged her dates and her opportunities to break out of the child star slump with drug use, which often left her too spaced out to behave herself around people.

After the usual interventions, rehab rinse-and-repeat, and some “experimental therapy,” Maureen managed to get her life on track, marrying Michael Cummings, with whom she has a daughter. She’s stayed sober and battled her depression through the help of therapy, medication, and the support of her Brady Bunch castmates.

She’s even done some shitloads of reality TV - otherwise known as the Child Star Graveyard.

She says she’s finally come to terms with her Marcia Brady persona and the reality of herself underneath the gilded visage.

What a mess! Hey, at least she’s still alive to talk about it all!

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